Got this message from CVS about a prescription:
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Wow, thatās short - I guess they use their length on paper receipts, eh?
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Ah, but you can follow the hyperlinks all the way to the end of the internet . . . .
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Hah?!
āJesus Le Tits Nowā
boy, 'm I glad i learned about spacing when making signsā¦
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At the risk of ruining the jokeā¦ for any uninitiated:
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That took me a while.
My parents once had a Siamese cat who would eat the needles of a Christmas treeāand throw up of course. So they got a fake tree. He ate those needles too. And throw up.
Not to mention heād eat the tinsel. And throw up.
If he didnāt like his food he would refuse to eat it. If nothing better came along, heād get revenge. Heād gobble the whole thing down, really fast. And guess what.
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Could do worse than sparkly puke.
Once, one of our cats, unbeknownst to us, ate a small bundle of twine. And didnāt throw up.
The twine later resurfaced in one pieceā¦ artfully strung/smeared in one long line along the hallway baseboards, and around corners, about 2-3 inches up the wall. No knots or anything, just one long, straight line.
Iām now imagining that sight with tinsel insteadā¦ 
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Thatās good. The scary thing is if part of it sticks out one end and part sticks out the other. Thatās a major vet emergency.
I canāt help imagining the situation like a kind of dental floss though. 
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Our purebred Sealpoint Siamese (appleheads, too) mother-&-daughter liked to climb the tree - and we always had a real one. But they quit after a while; it probably got boring/too difficult on their joints.
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Apropos of the cat conversation and the seasonā¦
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This probably should have gone in the star trek thread, but it was extremely random and brought a grin, soā¦ 
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So today I got too many ice cubes out of the refrigeratorās automatic ice maker dispenser. I didnāt want to put any back since Iād already used the glass, so I threw them in the sink. But turns out I ran out of ice mid-diet Coke, so I went to get some more. My wife kindly (?) reminded me there was the ones in the sink (among the dirty dishes) and I said ānoooo thanks.ā
However, the dispenser is so unreliable ā either you get too many ice cubes or too few. I only wanted two, so I opened the freezer half of the fridge and got two manually.
Really, this is a funny story.
One ice cube looked just made and the other had been there a while. So I picked up the old one to show off my scientific knowledge.
Me: This oneās old enough that itās sublimed!
Wife: So the other is ridiculous?
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