I know off to the side, thereâs a custardâŠâEt tu, BrĂ»lĂ©e?â
My wife had currants on her cereal this morning. I remarked âthey should call them up-to-dates.â
But, also, LOL
True Fact: I only noticed the âdatesâ pun after I said it.
Unrecognized-until-after-the-fact puns are the best.
She must love you a great deal, btw.
She abuses me in a similar fashion, so I guess it works out.
I stared at this, then read it aloud, twice, then ran downstairs to tell my son this.
Thanks for the huge laugh we both got!
I love this theme.
As we support a number of animal preservation charities (mostly cat and larger felines but others as well). Naturally we get requests from other animal charities, such as for horses, elephants, etc. For the first time we got one from a goat rescue place. They offered a tote-bag adorned with a picture of a goat if we donated. My wife said:
âBut it wonât hold a goat! A fetus maybe, or perhaps a zygote.â
Totes McGoats?
Totes McGoatface?
Goaty McGoatface