Random Silly Grins

That type of mustache is often called a “soup strainer” mustache. Thus I suggest the mustache blocking lip is redundant.

OTOH,

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My understanding of the local rule of thumb was that anyone who looks under 35 gets carded, but some stores have a blanket “everyone gets carded, no matter how old you are” rule. This store isn’t one of them (my mother shops there and has never been carded, and I’m pretty sure I’ve bought real alcohol there before and not been carded), so it was the cashier being silly. Also requiring ID checks for non-alcoholic beverages is extremely silly, just because it looks like something that has alcohol in it. (Pretty much anything that was made with yeast has many times more alcohol in it - soy sauce, hot dog buns…)

When I do get carded, I whip out a state ID card so old, it would be well past drinking age (and is probably older than the person asking for the card). They’re always so amused/flummoxed by it, it doesn’t matter that it’s long expired.

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Silly things I’ve been carded for:

  • 1980s comedy movie DVDs (ok, it was R rated, but still…)
  • water
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Red nose and all! And thus… Total Recall.

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What? That stuff kills thousands every year.

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Pretty similar reason as for the non-alcoholic wine, actually… packaging.

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I wondered if there might be antimacadamias; but that would be nuts.

@mindysan33

Nice Jazz Club

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Can’t imagine why that made me think of…
John Wayne
THIS

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rim shot

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I hear that John Wayne is big leggy

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He certainly had way less dainty feet than what he’s got in that gif: as a child, mom tripped over one of them at a Coliforniyahn airport.

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