That one’s going to go in my mental joke repository, the jokes I know and can tell by heart.
Now I have two!
That one’s going to go in my mental joke repository, the jokes I know and can tell by heart.
Now I have two!
Is the other the one about the horse who walks into a bar?
(It’s easy to remember!)
Bartender says, Why the long face?
It may have been funnier if the octopus said Hai instead of Hey.
Or maybe not. I am not a finnish comedian
Okay, I guess that’s also in there, come to think of it. Maybe a couple others tucked away in dusty alcoves back there.
What happens when a duck flies upside-down?
He quacks up.
I am embarrassed at how long it took me to get that.
What’s the most well-known way to end a conversation with an octopus?
See ya, suckers!
Reporter conducting survey: “What’s the death rate around here?”
Old Man: “One to a person.”
Yes, he is the asshole.
Besides, everyone knows babies look like Winston Churchill!
Geez!
He should have said this
“…he’s bald, he’s serious, and I swear he’s plotting world domination.”
Or he’s pooping?
INCONCEIVABLE!