That one’s going to go in my mental joke repository, the jokes I know and can tell by heart.
Now I have two!
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Is the other the one about the horse who walks into a bar?
(It’s easy to remember!)
Bartender says, Why the long face?
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It may have been funnier if the octopus said Hai instead of Hey.
Or maybe not. I am not a finnish comedian
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Okay, I guess that’s also in there, come to think of it. Maybe a couple others tucked away in dusty alcoves back there.
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What happens when a duck flies upside-down?
He quacks up.
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I am embarrassed at how long it took me to get that.
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What’s the most well-known way to end a conversation with an octopus?
See ya, suckers!
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Reporter conducting survey: “What’s the death rate around here?”
Old Man: “One to a person.”
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Yes, he is the asshole.
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Besides, everyone knows babies look like Winston Churchill!
Geez! 
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“…he’s bald, he’s serious, and I swear he’s plotting world domination.”
Or he’s pooping?
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INCONCEIVABLE!
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