Maybe they were trying for “Animals R Us” but they were afraid of being sued?
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Well I think it’s a great name–for a different business though.
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It was going to be either proctologists or hot dog makers.
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Never mess with an Auton librarian.
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Yeah - look it up!
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I’m just biding my time to reveal my inner skeleton
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I don’t know if awfulhorrid has had the same experiences, but libraries in Toronto are very dangerous places to work; threats, harassment, physical attacks. I’ve been hit, and so have several of my colleagues. I’m now fairly good at threat assessment.
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Announcing a purge of the company’s ballerinas, Trump declared on Truth Social, “I will soon be announcing a new roster of ballerinas, with an amazing principal ballerina, DONALD J. TRUMP.”
He said he was “disgusted” to discover that all of the company’s current ballerinas were women, a state of affairs that he blamed on DEI.
Trump’s takeover of the Kennedy Center has surprised millions of Americans, who previously thought that the worst thing that could happen to the Kennedy brand was JFK’s nephew strapping a dismembered whale’s head to his minivan.
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Shit, Toronto?
That kinda crap I would expect in Southern Canada.
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Canada’s underpants?
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Hmm, never considered that when I posted.
Perhaps I meant Northern Mexico?
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It’s very bad. Right before covid, we had a drug and bike theft ring operating out of the childrens’ dept. They would sit in a certain chair by the window, and had taped an arrow on the window, so when people would tap on the window, they’d motion them in, and do the transaction. When we had some high mucky-mucks go through to assess the situation, one of the managers was heard to say; “Well that was pretty uncomfortable!” We had a full-time police officer on site for a year, in addition to security guards, until it got cleared away.
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