Let’s sauna: Finnair introduces the world’s first in-flight sauna on the A350
At Finnair, we take pride in bringing the Finnish happiness to the world. This April, we are thrilled to unveil our latest innovation: the world’s first in-flight sauna, available exclusively on our Airbus A350 aircraft. Now, customers can experience the relaxing heat of a traditional Finnish sauna while cruising at 35,000 feet.
props for the detail of the french accents, haha
If only that could be true!
Love the name, though: Ilmatar. Goddess of the Air. Very fitting.
Funnier if it said mustard
Why should his parents be proud of mustard?
Tell me you’re not from Chicago without telling me!
Both mustard and ketchup are kind of overkill, no?
Haltijatar so something like Mistress of the Air or Elf of the Sky.
Ilmatar got bored of sitting on sky went to the sea, fucked the wind and had a goldeneye make nest on her knee. Knee got hot she shook it of and the broken egg shells made the world.
She gave birth to an old man or maybe Iro gave birth or maybe Väinämöinen just birthed himself. He was never that good with women anyway.
Mustard AND ketchup (catsup?) for LIIIIFFFEEEE!!!
My grandfather ran a hot dog stand in NY that needs some “red onions”.
Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
i got your back. i’ll happily read it again and again for the both of us!