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There is one world leader Vance must talk to all the time and it’s so unfortunate that he seems to be immune.
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A hidden message? That could be true. It’s the only way to make any sense out of it.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest embarrassment to rock the Trump administration, Pete Hegseth admitted on Friday that he accidentally texted Houthi rebels a detailed list of the makeup products he uses before appearing on television.
The embattled defense secretary said that he had mistakenly sent the Houthis a cosmetics order intended for Sephora.
A spokesman for the Houthis thanked Hegseth for continuing to share his personal information with them, adding that his NFL draft predictions helped them win thousands of dollars Thursday night on FanDuel.
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This wouldn’t surprise me if it were actually real. He does seem that dumb and undisciplined.
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But… but… he has WARRIOR ETHOS!!! /s
How he thinks he is…
IRL…
What a loser dipshit.
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He’s a spoilt, not very bright little baby who lo-o-o-o-oves his bottle.
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yep… they are all at the emotional level of toddlers, but full human sized, drunk, rich, and running our country…
come to think of it, I kind of feel like this thinking about all that…
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Well, there’s having a tantrum b/c can’t get one’s way, and there’s having a tantrum b/c frustrated by incompetent, evil, and stupid bastards ruining things.
There’a a big difference, as we well know.
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