Seems that the septuagenarians in Led Zeppelin are updating the catalog.
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There’s a lady who’s sure
her insurance is good
and she’s taking a…
…there’s a sign on the wall
but she wants to be sure
'cause you know sometimes they’re out of network…
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LOL, did they leave off, Are we there yet by Marvin Gaye?
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a gesture intended to welcome the new pontiff, on Thursday Donald J. Trump offered to sell Pope Leo XIV a $60 Bible.
“You want to grab this deal while you can,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social. “It’s gonna cost a lot more after EU tariffs.”
Calling the Trump Bible “a very special Bible,” he added, “I know you have a lot of Bibles already at the Vatican, but none of them have parts written by Lee Greenwood.”
Meanwhile, in his first official act as pope, Leo ordered a photo of JD Vance posted at the Vatican security desk.
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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino? El-if-I-no
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I dont know, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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Reminds me of an old Benny Hill joke (part of a song, I think):
“There’s a one-eyed cat entering the room!”
“No, that’s a two-eyed cat leaving the room.”
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