I want that to be real.
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“Take my children, please!”
“Four dead in Ohio? What about the six dead from my mother in law’s cooking!”
“Our house? More like our mess!”
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Mom hostessed at two of Detroit’s world class restaurants - The London Chop House, and The Caucus Club. henny youngman came in one night. He grabbed her, wouldn’t let her go, and tried to kiss her with his “icky flabby fish lips” as she put it. She somehow managed to shove him off her and get him and his party seated.
Milton Berle, OTOH, practically treated her like his long-lost daughter. Gave her XLNT tickets to his shows, got her backstage, spoilt her rotten from the moment he saw her.
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Ick.
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I especially enjoy Sleve McDichael and Bobson Dugnutt…
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Mike Sernandez for the win!
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whaddya mean “seasonal”?
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What a delightfully devious and incredibly wise smol girl. Her parents should be proud for producing such an evolved little human !!! All great blessings to that family!
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Dad jokes from the mouths of little girls.
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So effing great.
Smartass is always better than dumbass.
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