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Right? That’s also just plain cold! At least during the day. 
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Yeah, a heat wave like this, a lot of people can only afford to go sit in a corner!
Because they’re only 90 degrees…
sorry not sorry
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Oh god, I can totally see that… 
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And now I can’t UNsee that 
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I foresee a marketing campaign for a ultra-hot sauce brand
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I always enjoy Randy’s rapid coverage, all factual, of Ernest Hemmingway.
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Yeah, they sure don’t make authors like that anymore. Thank Goddess.
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Dan O’Bannon would have appreciated that. From the Dan O'Bannon - Wikipedia article
He credited his experiences with Crohn’s [disease] for inspiring the chest-bursting scene from Alien .[23]
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Good thing he didn’t have Ulcerative Colitis instead!
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Well here’s 1998.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report—In an angry outburst Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump lashed out at Joe Biden for violating the fragile Middle East ceasefire.
“The ceasefire was working perfectly and beautifully until Joe Biden broke it,” Trump said. “This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”
Trump refused to disclose precisely how Biden had violated the ceasefire, but darkly hinted that “people are saying it can be done with a laptop.”
He also blasted the “far left lunatic media” for refusing to cover Biden’s violation of the ceasefire, warning, “This better be in Tapper’s next book.”
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Is it sad that I thought it was real for, like, two seconds? Before I saw “Borowitz report” at the top?
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No comment.
In related news, I am pleased that I am not the only one who had that “Oh, jeez, what stupid thing has he done now?” reaction to reading the story.
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