worth it 
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She forgot the ceremonial “shake the already full cat bowl, and place 1-2 pieces of fresh kibble on it, because apparently the bowl is empty”
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I have to do the opposite for one cat: take 2-3 bits out of the food bowl, put them on the floor, he goes over to investigate them and eat them and then turns his head to eat from the bowl.
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I did something like this for one of our cats, and it turned out sometimes they just cared about the shape of the food and wouldn’t eat some shapes some days. Separate them, and they would.
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I would like the URL for that gif, please!
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I know it’s fake, but just for a moment, I believed it since they are both so wildly out of touch with normal working people and, well, JD fucks couches.
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This is my standard response to any reportage of trump; real or otherwise.
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SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Less than two weeks since he tied the knot with Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos has been finding it “nearly impossible” to return wedding gifts to Amazon, sources close to the newlyweds revealed on Wednesday.
According to those sources, Bezos has experienced an unacceptable level of difficulty navigating the Amazon returns system and has failed “repeatedly” to get a customer service representative to speak to him.
An associate who witnessed Bezos cursing as he attempted to print a return mailing label said that he was “in disbelief that so-called friends had bought wedding gifts on Amazon.”
“He thought that he and Lauren would be showered with luxury items,” the associate said. “At the very least, he thought he’d get more than a set of steak knives from Ivanka and Jared.”
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Excellent.
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