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Genius 
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The even more frustrating thought for me is that he should be wearing that kind of garb in a prison kitchen.
Ahem, random silly grins anyone? –
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Jim Henson Company Monster Cereal
My nesting partner and I picked up a box this past weekend. Our mutual partner loves everything Muppets, so our claim is that it’s for them. Although of course that didn’t keep my NP from eating some on Sunday morning!
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Growing up family members’ fave cereal would get eaten all the time, so the eventual fix was that any cereal box that did not have a name written on it was a communal item and was fair game 
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For the most part, any food in our house is always communal food. (Just don’t tell that to the cats!) That doesn’t mean we treat everything as a free for all, but it’s rare that any specific thing is reserved for one person. (Although the rest of us might treat some things like that: those chocolate covered cashews belong to the Dragon and the spicy meat sticks are mine, if only because no one else can successfully eat them!)
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{Superglue is the best way to deal with those evil little bastids, and paper cuts. Frequent hand washing may create the need for re-application.}
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With my partner most things are communal, though there are things we do have dibs on of course. With family though, if it doesn’t have your name someone’s gunna eat it
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Make sure you use medical grade superglue.
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Price: USD 220.00
Gulp.
Now where did I put those bandages?
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If its for minor cuts liquid bandaid works real great
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Also true.
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Lemons are still the best way to find them though.
{on someone else’s hands}
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I worked at a Greek takeaway in the mid 80s. The worst part of my food-related duties involved fishing out the yellow pepperoncini from their huge jars for our salads. There were no tongs available for that purpose, so I had to stick my hand in there. It burned hell outta my hand, esp during winter, when my hands were V dry and generally uncomfortable without being in pepperoncini juice. Why they also had no gloves for employee use is beyond me. Because 80s, I suppose.
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In the 80s I had a job doing mailouts, hundreds of letters/vouchers etc stuffed in self-seal envelopes, a fair number went out with blood spots!
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Two more examples of how nostalgia forgets the truth of what it was like ‘back then’.
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