1. What is your name?
Aaaakzeee St-Patrick-Hartbrooke III
2. Please indicate your species by checking the appropriate box below:
[ ] Space Human
[ ] Space Lizard
[ ] Space Moose
[ ] Space Lobster
[X] Other, please specify in detail:
Space Griffin:
While Charybdian records (flatteringly, I must admit, given the prominence in Terran mythology and heraldry) refer to our species as “Space Griffins,” our native name is the Taaa’keeen. Basic xenobiological, cultural, and historical information should be present in the Royal Charybdis Library or that of the Harcourt Historical Society; any supplemental information will, of course, be provided on request (although I must beg indulgence for time to requisition said documentation from the Taaa’keeen Embassy and translate it from Keeen’arrr).
3. Please indicate the institution from which you received your most recent education:
[ ] Benjamin Wheatly's Mercantile Concern
[ ] Major Harbinger's Reform School
[ ] Excelsior Hall, School of Rhetoric and Oratory
[ ] Weatherby University, creating fine scholars since 2188
[X] Madam Scallopini's Finishing School for Young Sentients
[ ] Other, please specify in excruciating detail __________________________
4. Please record the name of your family estate:
Hartbrooke Hall
5. [Optional bonus] Please attach a picture of your family coat of arms:
[[OOC Note: I could so easily cheat at this (hint: see avatar), but I’m going to take the time to do this properly at some later point, so consider this a placeholder:]]
Due to an unfortunate happenstance for which the responsible servants have already been appropriately punished, all easily-portable copies of the St-Patrick-Hartbrooke coat of arms were recently destroyed in a fire, but preparations are already underway to replace these and provide them to your esteemed institution at the earliest possible moment. With my apologies, all that I can currently offer is the blazon of the St-Patrick-Hartbrooke arms:
Quarterly 1 and 4 Azure, a cross moline Or; 2 and 3 Vert, a hart’s head cabossed Argent.
6. [Optional advanced challenge] Please record the name and species of any Citizen-Pretender wards in your care:
Unfortunately, I have not yet been given the honour of being entrusted with the unparalleled responsibility of having the wellbeing and upbringing of a ward from the ranks of the less-blessed among us placed into my care.