Hey, @Old…
I just remembered that votes must be PMs to Bartlebot in order to be counted!
The air burns tonight with the screeching scream of a thousand tons of gleaming steel pushing against the might of a planet’s atmosphere only to end with a not too distant boom
A bedraggled space sailor stumbles into the room while the gathered gentlesentients politely ignore the state of his still-blazing clothes
Beg you pardons kind folk, Cmdr. Capstanturnbuckle sends along this message with his apologies, seems another landing- while an entirely successful landing I must assure you- as the ship has found the ground, is detained in the outskirts where it seems the shanty town got underneath 'em.
Ah, yes, beggin’ your pardon miss, ah yes, you (looks at @Hadley), if you aren’t in a mind to finish that drink could you be so kind as to pour it on my back? I seems to still be slightly on fire.
INVEST 3 700
BUY Vacation in South Weatherby
BUY Patriotic Cloisonne Pin
WAGER Preston's Crumpet 30
boop!
Well. Done! Well done, everyone! So many Leviathans burning the midnight oil to find their place in these essential times! Ama-zing to see all the records added to the Ledger in time!
borp
Please note! Orders for Turn 5 begin below.
“My pleasure” _says Lady Elizabeth as she pours her drink onto his back. The flames ignight higher and then sizzle out. Lady Elizabeth notices that her new bonnet has been singed so she turns over the corner. _
I thankee, ma’am.
The sailor dutifully sees himself out before expiring
Orders for ‘Turn 5’ begin below.
Three scotches later, with the sound of the clattering press drowning out everything but his own thoughts (hearing protection? Yes, he remembers something about that being a rule. His rule. Yeah, good, so he can break it, right? Makes sense) Liv comes to a decision.
It’s all bullshit, anyways. He might as well. It’s a lead. What’s the worst that could happen?
Better th’n spending time listening to those airheads prattle and pretend that the desperate preening and bowing is anything less than prostitution. They could at least be honest about it. That’s the problem. Th’ 'pocrisy surrounding the whole thing. It’s like deliberately cocooning yourself in an arachnoid’s web and then pretending it’s anything other than suicide.
He makes his way to the bettor’s window and carefully counts out a stack of notes.
Wager: Elbow Groom, 400
ATTEND: 0
HIRE: 0
BUY: Fashionable Outfit £200
5£ Dr. Arbuckle’s Whipweed Tonic Wine (Not for consumption)
10£ Ms. Merrimoose’s Soothing Syrup (Not for consumption)
15£ Franklin Gooseberry’s Remarkable Colloidal Seryl (Not for consumption)
[ Rounder wobbles around his spartan apartment in his dressing gown, despite the late hour of the day ]
Oooooooohhhhhhh, I d o n ’ t
knooooooooowwwwwww
why I chose this aaaaaaaappppparrrrrrrrrtmmmmmmmmmmmeennnnnnnnnnt
in delightfully runnnnnn-dowwwwwnnnnnnnn Ten Path, b u t
it seeeems n i c e
doessssssnnnnnn’t IT
Diiiii c k ? ?
Is that
you, Dick ?
[ Rounder reaches out, touches something flat, solid ]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, w a l l p a p e r, this i s
t h e moooooooosssssssst b e s t est
waaaaaalllllllllpaaaaaperrrrrrrrrr .
I
feeeeelllll l i ke danciiiiinnnngggggggggg…
Attend 5
Wager Captain Rocket 600
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation
Buy Dr. Arbuckle’s Whipweed Tonic Wine
Buy Ms. Merrimoose’s Soothing Syrup
Buy Franklin Gooseberry’s Remarkable Colloidal Seryl
[ Spins around several times before collapsing on the floor, laughing all the while ]
Attend 2
Hire Pony and Trap
Rent Fashionable Apartment (same one I had before, so no moving fees, please)
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation
I do hope Her Honor recognizes the seriousness of a Society Lizard who doesn’t waste precious resources on a frivolous carriage rental that is so obviously designed to turn the heads of the slackjawed empty-headed dilettanti. Important matters are at hand, and I simply must be heard.
And if there’s any hope at all for the Captain’s soul, I hope to find it at the Ball.
Rent Proper Apartment 200
Hire Sporty Gig 200
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation 400
Attend 4
Rent Proper Apartment
Hire Hansom Cab
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation
Attend 4
Wager Spiny Echidna 101
cough cough cough
I was like stuck up in that tree for hours! Just Like a dirty shopping bag, blown by the wind. I like think I’m thinking straight, but I feel so terrible. But you know what space ledger? Hallucinating on back alley tonics gives you perspective!
Like, what have I been doing with my life? Amassing this fortune in this tiny apartment! I might even die tomorrow maybe! But not before I go to that ball, and get my moneys worth at the buffet!!!
Glob, treat every day like its your last! Maybe I’ll even fall in love.
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation
Rent Hansom Cab
Rent Fashionable apartment
Buy Franklin Gooseberrys Remarkable Colloidal Seryl
Attend 5
Wager Mind The Grease 200
ATTEND 5
HIRE Sporty Gig
HIRE Marshal
RENT Proper apartment
BUY Remarkable Ornamentation
Attend 4
Hire Pony and Trap
Rent Fashionable Apartment
Buy Remarkable Ornamentation
Buy Dr. Arbuckle’s Whipweed Tonic Wine
Buy Ms. Merrimoose’s Soothing Syrup
Buy Franklin Gooseberry’s Remarkable Colloidal Seryl
Wager Spiny Echidna 133
I’m beginning to wonder if less might be more when it comes to ornamentation.
I’m looky mighty freaky in my black, silk vest.
I shall be remarkable by eschewing the style of the day. A leader, not a folllower.
No britches or stockings; rather I shall instead be wearing an exquisitely fitted suit, and rather than the flashy baubles others prefer, I will, instead, be presenting an entirely new slant on the cravat.
My boots, will of course, be polished with only the finest Charyblis.
I’ve decided to beg the bursar to extend a modest line of credit. The stakes are simply too high; I must speak to the Governor.
Attend 1
Hire Furry little Surrey
Rent Fashionable Apartment (same one I had before, so no moving fees, please)
Buy Fashionable Outfit
St-Patrick-Hartbrooke arrives home after the duel and is helped to his writing-desk.
He will obviously be retaining his physician (who should be arriving to attend him later this evening, after seeing to the other participant of the duel). He currently feels worse than he ever did with that damnable infection, and he will not risk his condition deteriorating.
If he pinched every penny and took on a gratuitous line of credit, he is certain he can find himself at the Mayor’s table, but after the utterly revolting proposals that she had offered for the disposition of the medical supplies, he does not even want to look upon her countenance. Granted, they had been able to talk her into doing the right thing, but that there was a question of doing so… Far from having confidence that he wouldn’t say something untoward, he could practically guarantee that he would do so in her presence.
On the other hand, dining with Ms. Applethwaite was much more affordable, and much less likely to lead him into speaking out-of-turn. From reputation, she was very strict about etiquette and protocol, but such things had been drilled into him for years at Madam Scallopini’s, and he should not have any problem with that. He’d have to pay for a Hansom Cab, but he’d have hardly settled for a lesser conveyance than that in any case.
That doesn’t leave him enough cash for the best apparel, but his winning personality should be more than sufficient to make up for that small disadvantage.
His decisions made, he fills out his dance card (a much more difficult decision, with so many charming young Citizen-Pretenders to choose from), and sends a footman to fill out his entry in the Public Ledger for him.
Attend 3
Hire Hansom Cab
Buy Luxurious Option
ATTEND 5
HIRE Pony and Trap 50
RENT fashionable apartment 700
BUY remarkable ornamentation 400
PRACTICE
dance 1 moves
PRACTICE
dance 2 moves
PRACTICE
dance 3 moves
GIVE 80 to Walleye Crusher (@chewseen)
Here’s your annual leave stipend, Ensign. Don’t bet it all on the same langoderm.