RIP. Don't let the door hit where you split

That’s always such a beautiful moment. It may be cruel and petty, but I love when she starts breaking down and crying, with that plop after she scraped some pie off her face. It is my sincere hope that she spent the rest of her life having flashbacks every time she saw a piece of pie. If I believed in a hell, I’d wish for her to be hit in the face by a pie every three seconds for eternity.

She’s not the worst person that ever lived, not by a long shot, but the world improved today, if only by an almost immeasurable amount.

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It’s disgusts me to think that someone who got a little bit of a platform decided to use it to make the lives of others worse.

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Good riddance.

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Have some pie to honor the day.

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Isn’t there a drink related to her? Something like a screwdriver but without the orange juice?

ETA: Anita Bryant Cocktail, made with vodka and apple juice

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I’ll stick with the pie.

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That sounds disgusting! I’m gonna try one now!

ETA - It’s not as bad as vodka and grape juice, but nowhere near as good as vodka and orange or grapefruit juice. Which makes me wonder about the origin of the drink since she was a citrus spokeswoman.

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It was served in gay bars to spite her by replacing the traditional OJ in a screwdriver.

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Duh that figures! I’m glad they went with apple over grape.

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Now I wish I had some vodka and apple juice on hand.

I will say this about Anita Bryant. I was born in '81 and before today I had never heard of her. She managed to awful herself right into complete irrelevance. Buh-bye.

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Where’s my puke emoji?

Nah, you have to use grape drink. Grape juice is too boujie for this.

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To Anita: Don’t let the pie hit you where the… good Lord… hit—oh, forget it. Just go to Hell with your face all pied.

Snl Pie GIF by Saturday Night Live

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