Schadenfreude Pie

Yeah, next time I need a “Certified Natural Health Care Practitioner, Master Herbalist, and Nutritional Counselor” I will for sure look elsewhere.

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gary-larsen

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Psalm 139:14
New International Version

I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made;
your works are wonderful,
I know that full well.

Whoever it is, they have a pretty high opinion of themselves.

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That’s good pie!

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Still overpaid, but it’s a start.

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Oh boy, the Republican complaints here:

“This is 100 percent a grift”
the event was a “grift” and “illegal”
“textbook grifter operation”

They’re so close to getting it… or maybe they do get it, but leopards and their faces, etc.

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{A bit clickbait-y but it’s allright. Mr Balanced only rarely fails to deliver.}

ETA this one, b/c Max is always so damn great:

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Turns out, if a bar is attacked by a Nazi, and makes a deal with that Nazi to do what the Nazi wants in return for not being attacked, it becomes a Nazi bar, and only Nazis want to be there.

Who’d have thought.

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{I :sparkling_heart: the pop! animation and the little bubbles}

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Wonder when he’s buying his tickets. He voted for the tariffs.
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Man; you really owned…yourself.

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Maybe all his customers realized he was a jerk.

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Borrow him? I thought he sold pillows.

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