I’d rather go up the river with 10 hard bastards than with 100 shitheads, or something like that.
ETA:
I’d rather go down the river with seven studs than with a hundred shitheads.
Colonel Charlie A. Beckwith, U.S. Army Delta Force Founder
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World’s smallest violin etc.
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It’s so normal to describe your beliefs as “fully legal”, and not a warning sign at all when someone feels the need to point that out. 
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Fortunately it’s also legal for most people in society to refuse to pee on him if he was on fire.
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As is so often the case, there’s an xkcd. The Alt-Text in particular.
defending a position by citing free speech is … saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
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He looks like a screaming baby.
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That’s an insult to the screaming baby community…
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To all (actual human & otherwise) babies – my deepest apologies.
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Horse folk say, “The herd has spoken.”
If a horse acts like an asshole too often, the lead mare will chase them off. If the horse tries returning, they’re chased away again. This is repeated until the asshole gets the message.
If their transgressions weren’t too major, they’ll be allowed back after a period of time, as long as they show genuine contrition. They can’t be an asshole again, tho, or they’ll be kept away for a longer period of time.
Serious assholes sometimes get beaten up as they’re chased off, and they are not allowed to rejoin the herd.
Riding schools and boarding barns have to decide which horses get turned out in the paddocks together, to avoid arguments and bullying. Asshole horses will be turned out alone, or with someone too big or too badass for them to bully.