That’s exactly what someone selling not-ice cream would say…
Possibly something that may have never been said or even thought of before: That’s the most Darth Vader-esque wheel fender I’ve ever seen.
“Luke, I am your moto-cab!”
Might give little kids nightmares about eerie talking gelato-bearing vehicles speeding toward them: “I’m gonna getcha!”
I guess there’s one in every generation…
In my generation it was the 1930s cartoons that were once syndicated to run on NYC tv stations way back when. Such cartoons were cheap to acquire and were used to fill programming slots. Their eerie characters and situations fueled children’s nightmares. Evidence: Me; my siblings; our friends. Even director Joe Dante knew this when he employed said cartoons in his segment of Twilight Zone: The Movie
BTW: Who is that?
He’s the Child Catcher from the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:
Here he is in action:
The actor made certain he was very silly and fun, and played with the child actors when the cameras weren’t rolling. They said he was absolutely wonderful.
I don’t get it. ???
Two theories:
- They are trying to play off of Greyhound’s “Leave the driving to us” slogan.
- They are asking people to include them in their estate planning so they can make mad money off all of that green.
Love it when animal balls burst in my mouth.
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I meant the candy!
What? Suddenly Mountain Oysters aren’t good enough for you all?
