So now we need a measles thread

Has he got another brain worm?

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The demon sperm doctor is a lady, but I can’t be asked to google her right now.

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Hey RFK jr,

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Public health specialists told ABC News they are skeptical that the curve is flattening and believe that cases linked to the outbreak are not only increasing, but likely much higher than the official case count.

I know nobody wants to listen to the folks who actually know things anymore, but maybe you should!!

Does this look like “flattening” to anybody?? Gaaahhhh!!

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Oh, Doc! The line is flattening, just vertically.

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Urge to develop psychic powers, teleport and give you a hug increasing exponentially.

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Thank you. Some days are worse than others, but lately I am seriously wondering how long I can keep this up…

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Asked Thursday on Fox News about the child who died of measles last week, Kennedy claimed that “she had a lot of complications that could have killed her,” although the Texas health department has noted that neither child had any previously reported underlying conditions.

Kennedy added, “We need to do better at treating kids who have this disease and not just saying the only answer is vaccination.”

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So @Docosc doesn’t have to post it yet again:

There is no treatment once you get measles.

Prevention is the best medicine.

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RFK disagrees.

Asked Thursday on Fox News about the child who died of measles last week, Kennedy claimed that “she had a lot of complications that could have killed her,” although the Texas health department has noted that neither child had any previously reported underlying conditions.

Kennedy added, “We need to do better at treating kids who have this disease and not just saying the only answer is vaccination.”

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Imagine an appropriately angry response about RFK Jr that doesn’t insult you as well. My current anger level is at two bunny snuggles, but I only have one bunny at home.

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Oops, not sure what I did there.

I just realized I quoted the same thing twice.

Weird

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RFK jr can perform an anatomically improbable act upon himself with great vigor until he fucking dies. At least tben he would shut the fuck up!

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Texas’ outbreak began in late January. State health officials said Tuesday there were 24 new cases of measles since Friday, bringing the total to 505 across 21 counties
Kansas has 32 cases in eight counties
Cases in Oklahoma remained steady Tuesday: eight confirmed and two probable cases.
Indiana confirmed six connected cases of measles in Allen County
Measles cases also have been reported in Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Vermont, and Washington.

Worth keeping in mind that this is most certainly an undercount. Virginia has ducked it so far, but not sure how long that will keep up…

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Let me think about something appropate yet ludicrous:

May RFK Jr insert his anus into the tip of the Washington Monument and sit there until the tip reaches his worm infested brain.

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I guess the algorithm has figured out that I have been looking at articles about measles and vaccines.
I didn’t know West Virginia was one of the few states that doesn’t have a religious exemption for vaccines.
And it looks like it’s going to stay that way for at least a little bit longer. The West Virginia House of Representatives roundly rejected a bill that would allow for vaccine exemptions based upon religion. The Senate then tried to shoehorn it into a bill about testing and reporting of alpha gal as an amendment.
That amendment has been withdrawn

I believe the ongoing and increasing outbreak in Texas probably played a large part in this

I really hope that the bills attempting to loosen the requirements to obtain a vaccine exemption in Texas are also defeated this year

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I don’t get to say this very often, but “Way to go, WV!”

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