Squizzles!

Squizzles.
Uh Huh.
What are they good for?
Absolutely Nuthin’
Say It Again.

Post your pics and vids of the arch-enemy here.
If possible, please include addresses, weaknesses, allergies etc.

Yours in Accordance,
Baillington Jalfrezi III esq.



aah

WTF!
Baillie, get off me keyboard!
A squirrel thread?
Are you absolutely…?
Stupid question, of course you are…

Just remember, you brought this on yourself…

Go ahead, Squirrels already.

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Baillie: “Squizzles are a bit rubbish. I mean, look at this joker.”

“Wait, no, some squizzles are pretty flippin’ amazing. Check out this little dude…”

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This was taken in our backyard back in August 2006. Any crimes are likely past their statutes of limitation.

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I’m trying to work out whether that’s watermelon or raw beef.
I hope it’s watermelon.
Otherwise…

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It is indeed watermelon.

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Thank dog for that.
The last thing we need is

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Still my favorite…

squirrel-slingshot-2324261212

(No, I haven’t built one yet, but the damage they do to my veggie garden makes me fantasize about it.)

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lower left corner

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Yeah. Weird that the snip takes place behind the glass, not sure how that’s set up.

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Obligatory Mark Rober:

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Unless it might be a reflection off the glass, and just happens to look like it’s right behind the basket?

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The Indian Giant Squizzle, ladies and jellyspoons!
Indian Giant Squirr 1

Indian Giant Squirr 3

Indian Giant Squirr 4

Red Squizzles!


BTW, giraffes have 14in long blue tongues!

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Good thinking, but the angle of that still doesn’t make sense to me. :thinking:

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Hmm, maybe there’s a thin rope that goes under the door.

If it was me, I wouldn’t want to be on the squirrel side of the glass, just in case anything went wrong.

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It looks to be operated from inside the house. The (wire?) being cut must be slim enough to easily slip through the tiny gap between the stationary and sliding doors’ frames. The wire in the house is secured there in some way, ready to be cute by the operator. I see nothing between the back of the basket and the blocks it’s resting on, so the secret of the contraption must be the wire which, via a couple of eye-screws on the back of the blocks, makes it way to the back of the basket and secured there, holding it in place. If that’s the way it works, a long section of wire goes on its merry way still attached to the basket; the quick forward movement of the blocks as the basket is loosed confirms that.

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Mmm? Squirrel Agent?

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  • Spike Milligan
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