Stuff That Really 'Grinds My Gears...'

Things really grind my gears. Stuff really grinds my gears.

The keyboard on my smartphone is absolutely horrendous. Doesn’t recognize basic English words, but it does recognize typos. Also doesn’t recognize words in context at all.

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Thanks kindly. I will check it out.

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When I’ve forgotten my password, having to create a new password to that doesn’t resemble any of my old passwords, which I can remember clearly. That really grinds my gears.

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What, and miss out on sending rants about my ducking autocorrect?

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My mom’s trying to call me, but I’ve been fucking her all day.

Not fucking, FUCKING.

Ducking hell, Autocorrect.

Oh now you get it right…

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Yeah it can be such a banker sometimes.

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You mean it screws you over just because it can?

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And charges you for the privilege!

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And takes over the ducking government to really lock in the screwing over to apply to all your descendants.

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I’ve found EFF’s dice to be great for creating passwords, as long as I remember to transfer the corresponding words from paper or plaintext app window to KeePass.

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Tell her you were out shopping for a gift, Eddy Pusswrecks.

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Not to be confused with KeepAss

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Indeed.

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The effing chip could be square, or for (my) preference, round. Then you get all the lense there is. The user can frame within that one real constraint in the system.

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It should be a command: grind my gears.

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Just add a comma:

Stuff that, really grind my gears.

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Shred that synchromesh, baby

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Cupcake websites written by people who masterfully manage “meringue” and “limoncello” yet write “If you’re teachers are especially great, nominate them and tell us why!” for Teacher Appreciation Week.

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What really grinds my gears is my frustration with me, wanting to connect with someone but not having the courage to approach anyone for fear of having them laugh at me or being disdainful toward me.

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People overpromising on things that someone else has to deliver, especially when the person making the promise has no idea how messed up things are and how much work is required to make it happen. You want to be that nice and make it happen that fast? Do it yourself. Don’t unload responsibility for your inability to say “no” onto someone else.

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