Things really grind my gears. Stuff really grinds my gears.
The keyboard on my smartphone is absolutely horrendous. Doesn’t recognize basic English words, but it does recognize typos. Also doesn’t recognize words in context at all.
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Is your phone Android? If so, you can download Gboard from the Play Store and it’s well worth the effort.
I’ve never used a keyboard I like as much as Gboard. It learns your idiotlect surprisingly well, is deeply customisable and doesn’t correct your swearing if you so choose. It takes a few days to learn your usage but after that it’s incredibly good.
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Thanks kindly. I will check it out.
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When I’ve forgotten my password, having to create a new password to that doesn’t resemble any of my old passwords, which I can remember clearly. That really grinds my gears.
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What, and miss out on sending rants about my ducking autocorrect?
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My mom’s trying to call me, but I’ve been fucking her all day.
Not fucking, FUCKING.
Ducking hell, Autocorrect.
Oh now you get it right…
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Duck that ship.
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Yeah it can be such a banker sometimes.
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You mean it screws you over just because it can?
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And charges you for the privilege!
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And takes over the ducking government to really lock in the screwing over to apply to all your descendants.
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I’ve found EFF’s dice to be great for creating passwords, as long as I remember to transfer the corresponding words from paper or plaintext app window to KeePass.
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Tell her you were out shopping for a gift, Eddy Pusswrecks.
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Not to be confused with KeepAss
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Indeed.
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The effing chip could be square, or for (my) preference, round. Then you get all the lense there is. The user can frame within that one real constraint in the system.
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It should be a command: grind my gears.
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Just add a comma:
Stuff that, really grind my gears.
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Shred that synchromesh, baby
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Cupcake websites written by people who masterfully manage “meringue” and “limoncello” yet write “If you’re teachers are especially great, nominate them and tell us why!” for Teacher Appreciation Week.
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