The Arrivals Lounge

@kimmo probably Mac user. :wink:

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Welcome, @the_borderer, @hotel @Lucy_Gothro

You find yourself in a dark room. Approximately 10x10 feet.

north

Ow! The wall is solid,. Your head has a hollow ring when you collide.

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Turn on light. Put on robe. Take analgesic. Lie down in front of tractor</strike through> bulldozer.

(There may be some steps missing)

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Howdy! Nice place you have here and thank you for the invitation!

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Oh goody, a closet!

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Welcome, @nungesser, to where the wild things are. Beware of leopard.

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It’s not quite you, but, is this close enough?

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Speaking of which, my 10 year old clued me in to the right way to peel a banana. It’s from the other end!!! I’m a convert; it’s much easier, and you don’t get those stringy banana whiskers

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This is one of the few “omg life hacks” that actually works.

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I’ve arrived! Where’s the booze and the ladies, not necessarily in that order?

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This marks the beginning of a revolution in banana consumption. The world will never be the same.

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Nah, it’s only half a revolution. If it was a full revolution then you’d be back with the stem on top, and the world would be the same all over again. :wink:

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I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

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Well…

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There’s a book to help with that situation.

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Mind. Blown. :boom:

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