Has @GilbertWham been invited yet?
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Greetings and salutations to all!
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Welcome, @the_borderer, @hotel @Lucy_Gothro
You find yourself in a dark room. Approximately 10x10 feet.
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Ow! The wall is solid,. Your head has a hollow ring when you collide.
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Turn on light. Put on robe. Take analgesic. Lie down in front of tractor</strike through> bulldozer.
(There may be some steps missing)
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Howdy! Nice place you have here and thank you for the invitation!
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Oh goody, a closet!
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Itās not quite you, but, is this close enough?
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Speaking of which, my 10 year old clued me in to the right way to peel a banana. Itās from the other end!!! Iām a convert; itās much easier, and you donāt get those stringy banana whiskers
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This is one of the few āomg life hacksā that actually works.
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Iāve arrived! Whereās the booze and the ladies, not necessarily in that order?
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This marks the beginning of a revolution in banana consumption. The world will never be the same.
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Nah, itās only half a revolution. If it was a full revolution then youād be back with the stem on top, and the world would be the same all over again. 
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I wasnāt expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
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Wellā¦
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Thereās a book to help with that situation.
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