The Arrivals Lounge

[tinoesroho]

@kimmo probably Mac user.

[tinoesroho]

Welcome, @the_borderer, @hotel @Lucy_Gothro

You find yourself in a dark room. Approximately 10x10 feet.

north

Ow! The wall is solid,. Your head has a hollow ring when you collide.

[Slartibartfast]

You find yourself in a dark room. Approximately 10x10 feet.

Turn on light. Put on robe. Take analgesic. Lie down in front of tractor</strike through> bulldozer.

(There may be some steps missing)

[nungesser]

Howdy! Nice place you have here and thank you for the invitation!

[Lucy_Gothro]

Oh goody, a closet!

[tinoesroho]

Welcome, @nungesser, to where the wild things are. Beware of leopard.

[Nonentity]

Banana me, please.

It’s not quite you, but, is this close enough?

[Mister_Eppy]

Speaking of which, my 10 year old clued me in to the right way to peel a banana. It’s from the other end!!! I’m a convert; it’s much easier, and you don’t get those stringy banana whiskers

[ficuswhisperer]

This is one of the few “omg life hacks” that actually works.

[CameronH1403]

I’ve arrived! Where’s the booze and the ladies, not necessarily in that order?

[nungesser]

[hotel]

This marks the beginning of a revolution in banana consumption. The world will never be the same.

[Nonentity]

a revolution in banana consumption

Nah, it’s only half a revolution. If it was a full revolution then you’d be back with the stem on top, and the world would be the same all over again.

[enceladus]

gotcha right here

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[teknocholer]

I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

[Daveb]

Well…

[CameronH1403]

[Nonentity]

I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

There’s a book to help with that situation.

[MrMonkey]

Mind. Blown.