The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Yeah, that too…

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It’s looking more and more like the trophy wasn’t intended as a gift, Trump just decided it was. Because he stole a medal that was being handed out:

I don’t know whether Trump has gotten so used to being bribed he just assumes everything is one, or it’s a symptom of his cognitive decline.

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I suspect it’s more likely that he thinks he can take whatever he wants because no one will stop him. That understanding may have escalated by now to taking things just because he shouldn’t, more than because he actually wants them.

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I did, in fact, predict that. I’m fucking psychic!

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He’s looking very strong and mighty with that hunched over shuffle he’s doing in the video where he pockets the medal.

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I suspect the latter. He’s zombied over and his reptilian brain is now in control. See shiny thing. Take shiny thing.

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(excerpt) The Trump administration has ordered 550 tons of emergency food aid—enough to feed 1.5 million malnourished children for a week—to be incinerated tomorrow rather than be distributed as part of its ongoing purge of USAID

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That It is It. Plain satânic people.

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Unfortunately, I couldn’t see anywhere else this could possibly be posted. WTF.

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The Epstein client list is real.
So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

— Stephen King

[Fan reactions] Others went straight for the jugular, suggesting the author had implicated himself. “The one time you take trumps side is to defend child rape?” one user wrote one, as another added, “Sounds like someone has something to hide.”

Stephen King Torn Apart for Eyebrow-Raising Epstein Take

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Now I know how we can get a shitload of listening devices onto Trump and wherever he leaves his shiny things : Spray something with gold-colored paint, jam a bug into it, then wave the shiny thing in front of him. (The FIFA trophy would have been ideal!)

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Queen Mary, George V’s queen, was known for extravagantly admiring fancy objects in the houses the royal couple visited, to the point that her hosts felt obliged to offer them to her as gifts… Aristocratic families learned to hide away the good stuff before her visit.

It’s just the way monarchs behave.

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Eh, word on the street is MAGA hasn’t liked NFL football for a while now because of protecting the quarterback and rules against the most likely to cause injury sorts of hits, so they’ve moved on to MMA.

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That kind of swelling isn’t always a sign of congestive heart failure. Lots of conditions can cause that. Maryanne has swelling like that, but other than a little atrial stenosis, her heart is fine. Her swelling is caused by lymphedema, and the doctors aren’t sure what caused it. Chemo is a common cause, but she’s never had chemo.

All I’m saying is, don’t get your hopes up that he’s about to drop dead any second.

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It might not be “any second now,” but it is gonna happen.

Josh Johnson has some thoughts:

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Life without any hope. Nah. Won’t go there. “C’mon heart! X-PLOAD!!!

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chef's kiss Carl

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Yeah, I was thinking it could be that he’s taking BP medicine and he’s eating food that has a lot of sodium. (We know he loves him some McDs.)

My husband really has to watch his sodium intake or his ankles significantly swell up.

But we know that Dump has perfect health, right? :wink:

Let’s hope he’s on BP medicine and he’s vain enough to stop taking his meds because of the pictures of his ankles.

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