Queen Mary, George V’s queen, was known for extravagantly admiring fancy objects in the houses the royal couple visited, to the point that her hosts felt obliged to offer them to her as gifts… Aristocratic families learned to hide away the good stuff before her visit.
It’s just the way monarchs behave.
Eh, word on the street is MAGA hasn’t liked NFL football for a while now because of protecting the quarterback and rules against the most likely to cause injury sorts of hits, so they’ve moved on to MMA.
That kind of swelling isn’t always a sign of congestive heart failure. Lots of conditions can cause that. Maryanne has swelling like that, but other than a little atrial stenosis, her heart is fine. Her swelling is caused by lymphedema, and the doctors aren’t sure what caused it. Chemo is a common cause, but she’s never had chemo.
All I’m saying is, don’t get your hopes up that he’s about to drop dead any second.
It might not be “any second now,” but it is gonna happen.
Josh Johnson has some thoughts:
Life without any hope. Nah. Won’t go there. “C’mon heart! X-PLOAD!!!”
Yeah, I was thinking it could be that he’s taking BP medicine and he’s eating food that has a lot of sodium. (We know he loves him some McDs.)
My husband really has to watch his sodium intake or his ankles significantly swell up.
But we know that Dump has perfect health, right? 
Let’s hope he’s on BP medicine and he’s vain enough to stop taking his meds because of the pictures of his ankles.
My neighbor is MAGA and he still loves his Packers. I’m sure there are MAGA fans in every sport, including the NFL. 
And there’s still that large bruise on one of his paws…
which i’m going to haphazardly suggest is from an intravenous drug he’s often getting and furthermore it might be one of the antibody treatments to beta-amyloid anti-Alzheimers drugs like Lecanemab. i base this on little more than that’s what killed his vile father
…and threatening to nullify Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship and deport her is its latest distraction from its atrocities.
I have to imagine that Trump is the most (successfully) surveilled president in US history, given all the millions of security lapses (many of which are due to his various forms of corruption). Simply giving him a disguised microphone would probably be superfluous (and probably seen as a bit gauche, too).
I think that’s been superseded by [checks notes] threatening to persecute political opponents:
Trump posted on social media alleging that Senator Adam Schiff (D-CA), who managed one of the impeachment cases against Trump, had committed mortgage fraud and must be brought to justice.
black-fist-order
Get him to reach in his pockets and pull out his birth certificate…
ultrareginarules
I’d stomp those fingers so fucking hard
jadeseadragon
I think I would do nothing and wait while his tiny, sweaty hands slipped down the edge. But just for fun, I would tell him he was a lying sack of shit and ridicule his tiny mushroom penis.
merelygifted
I’d pour some of the cheap nasty vegetable oil we got from the food bank on his hands, and wait.
Do you know how hard it is to pull someone up in a situation like that? It’s not like the movies. It’s almost impossible, unless you can get leverage on something. I weigh 140lbs, Trump weighs at least 100 more than that. Physics is not on my side. I’m calling 911 and then watching the man fall, and then not feeling one bit guilty about it.
I remember that vegetable oil, and like your plan.
Me? I’d sit cross legged in front of him, stare him directly in the eyes, and slowly and methodically tell him how each one of the USAID programs he terminated fulfilled the objectives of his administration until his fingers tired and he took a quick trip to inspect the pavement below.
Wave a shiny, gilded medal in front of Him?
Indeed. Call 911, try to make sure there is no one underneath him, you know, minimize harm to others, try to stay out of the splash zone… (And it would be a huuuuge splash zone!)
Same. But I might have trouble remembering the number for 911…
