Quick Donnie- grab those bootstraps!
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ETA
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The rotting orange elephant in the room being: why donāt they just release an utterly (poorly) faked-up version of the Epstein files? including all trumpās enemies and none of his (currently paid-up) friends? Theyāve had enough time to have stephen-miller concoct a whole ādiaryā. (āWell, thatās clearly a fake!ā āNo youāre a fake!ā etc)
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As if his stubby little fingers could grasp a ledge. 
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The other way round, I think you mean. Canāt be too careful.
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Iām kind of curiousā¦if I offered to help only on the condition that he first say Obama was a far better president and man in general than he will ever be, do you think heād be able to say it? Iām guessing heād die first.
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Didnāt Pam say something about āfentanolā yesterday?
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If they did, I think that a bunch of former Justice Dept whistleblowers would be calling the media.
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All kidding aside, I donāt see his known-by-all āsecurity lapsesā as falling under the kind of āsurveillanceā āspook worldā would engage in. Does the NSA/FBI/CIA have recordings of Krasnovās secret communications with his handler, or with Putin, or with proxies, that just being one out of numberless examples still to be revealed of Trumpās shittery?
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Me, at ledge: āThis little piggy went to marketā¦ā then proceed toā¦
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If the ultimate goal of Trumpās crazy ideas is to make every last Brazilian hate the United States, heās almost there.
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Brazil should investigate the US Postal Service for selling money orders at a significant discount compared to banks.
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Help me here. What the hell is the US interest here? Does the orange gibbon want you to have to use ApplePay or Venmo or some such? Or is it just āYou canāt make your own! You have to use ours!ā I could see either way, depending on who paid him more.
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I think it has something to do with Crypto or a kind of service by a big tech Company. People in Brazil love Pix. It made the life of a Lot of people and small business easier.
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Yeah, I know how unlikely a scenario this is. I also think that I would just simply close the window and wait patiently.
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Ah, that could be the problem right there! Canāt go making life easier for the peons, now can we!
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Not only that, but it didnāt create billionaires like PayPal or Stripe or whatever.
Thatās seriously immoral to them. Like Jesus said āIt is easier for a camel to pass though the eye of a needle than some lazy, shitty, poor layabout to enter the Kingdom of Heavenā.
And if he didnāt say it, he should have.
(Three minutes twenty or so into this)
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Call Commodore Perry!
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