My neighbor is MAGA and he still loves his Packers. I’m sure there are MAGA fans in every sport, including the NFL. 
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And there’s still that large bruise on one of his paws…
which i’m going to haphazardly suggest is from an intravenous drug he’s often getting and furthermore it might be one of the antibody treatments to beta-amyloid anti-Alzheimers drugs like Lecanemab. i base this on little more than that’s what killed his vile father
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…and threatening to nullify Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship and deport her is its latest distraction from its atrocities.
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I have to imagine that Trump is the most (successfully) surveilled president in US history, given all the millions of security lapses (many of which are due to his various forms of corruption). Simply giving him a disguised microphone would probably be superfluous (and probably seen as a bit gauche, too).
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I think that’s been superseded by [checks notes] threatening to persecute political opponents:
Trump posted on social media alleging that Senator Adam Schiff (D-CA), who managed one of the impeachment cases against Trump, had committed mortgage fraud and must be brought to justice.
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black-fist-order
Get him to reach in his pockets and pull out his birth certificate…
ultrareginarules
I’d stomp those fingers so fucking hard
jadeseadragon
I think I would do nothing and wait while his tiny, sweaty hands slipped down the edge. But just for fun, I would tell him he was a lying sack of shit and ridicule his tiny mushroom penis.
merelygifted
I’d pour some of the cheap nasty vegetable oil we got from the food bank on his hands, and wait.
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Do you know how hard it is to pull someone up in a situation like that? It’s not like the movies. It’s almost impossible, unless you can get leverage on something. I weigh 140lbs, Trump weighs at least 100 more than that. Physics is not on my side. I’m calling 911 and then watching the man fall, and then not feeling one bit guilty about it.
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I remember that vegetable oil, and like your plan.
Me? I’d sit cross legged in front of him, stare him directly in the eyes, and slowly and methodically tell him how each one of the USAID programs he terminated fulfilled the objectives of his administration until his fingers tired and he took a quick trip to inspect the pavement below.
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Wave a shiny, gilded medal in front of Him?
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Indeed. Call 911, try to make sure there is no one underneath him, you know, minimize harm to others, try to stay out of the splash zone… (And it would be a huuuuge splash zone!)
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Same. But I might have trouble remembering the number for 911…
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Quick Donnie- grab those bootstraps!
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ETA
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The rotting orange elephant in the room being: why don’t they just release an utterly (poorly) faked-up version of the Epstein files? including all trump’s enemies and none of his (currently paid-up) friends? They’ve had enough time to have stephen-miller concoct a whole ‘diary’. (“Well, that’s clearly a fake!” “No you’re a fake!” etc)
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As if his stubby little fingers could grasp a ledge. 
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The other way round, I think you mean. Can’t be too careful.
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I’m kind of curious…if I offered to help only on the condition that he first say Obama was a far better president and man in general than he will ever be, do you think he’d be able to say it? I’m guessing he’d die first.
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Didn’t Pam say something about “fentanol” yesterday?
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