The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

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But but but . . . some Republican Senators assured him that they wouldn’t let the absolute worst aspects of the bill stay in it. They LIED to him! How dare they! I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever lied before, right? Right?!

Chuck Schumer needs to get primaried so hard he ends up in an alternate universe.

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I think he’s already in one - an alternate universe in his own mind where Republicans are colleagues and not fascists…

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The idea is that by doing this, farmers can “identify the birds, and preserve the birds, that are immune to it,” Kennedy told Fox News on March 11.

:man_facepalming: Yes, because a chicken that has a resistance to one strain of the flu is going to have chicks that are forever resistant to any flu virus. That is totally how reality works.

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I mean anyone who believes “Rome” has to fall so the apocalypse can finally happen subscribes to this afaik. At home and abroad. Some of them even acknowledge this. Some of these people even serve as advisors to Trump afaik. This is why nationalizing a religion is a bad thing, it gives undue power to the most violent religious fringe and/or those who best manipulate them.

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Musk announces arrival of new ‘America Party’ after Trump split

The billionaire donor has teased the launch of a third party ever since his megabill squabble with Trump.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/05/elon-musk-third-party-00440033

Let them fight.

His investors must be fuming.

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Ok. I mean… ok.

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Somehow we have to get someone to convince him that he should participate in the UFC fight himself, much like Teddy Roosevelt did in the boxing matches that he held at the White House. And that anything less than full participation is pure cowardice.

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Bad take: did you call ICE on them?

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How can you have a one big anything Bill Act?

Once a Bill has been passed and enacted it is an Act.

Or, I dunno, maybe legal process is completely meaningless in the face of propaganda now?

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Maybe Bill is the name, well, nickname, it is Mr.William Act.

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Maybe this guy could come…

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Like it’s a performance: Big Bill (Broonzy’s) Act. For One Night Only!

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Marge is spending her holiday weekend whackadoodling.

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She started so well. I thought, Bravo, she sounds like a human being, expressing solidarity, compassion and empathy in face of such tragedy… But, in the end, I think she will never disappoint us.

ETA

Oh, now I realize she believes in Climate Change! Mrs. Thunberg is proud of Her!

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Not really, but this has serious potential to devastate the poultry industry, raise food prices through the roof, and increase the chance of those dice coming up snake eyes on human contagion. Truly, craziness. But it is absolutely on par for these assholes.

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Found this today… it’s… applicable:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/

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My god, she so fucking enraging… Like I want to get into my car, drive up there, find her house, and go shout at her that she’s so fucking stupid for like several hours… I want to create a fucking carnival outside her house to her utter dipshittery. Like, get everyone I used to know up there to come out to see the idiot who represents their district in all her stupid glory… GAH!

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