Also, he’s an asshole.
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I would give up Republican control of Congress, the White House, and SCOTUS for a ham sandwich. Hell, I would MAKE the ham sandwich!
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It’s a character issue if you prefer criminal Presidents who may have assaulted minors over other options.
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Wasn’t he like… about to die? Is he not dead yet?
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I read the screenshot without looking at who it was, and thought “Jesus Murphy, this also belongs in the 'Stupidest Thing I’ve Heard…” thread. Then noticed the author’s name and thought “Of course.”
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Gods, every time that man’s name even comes up
(Though I have to say, the number of people for whom I feel that sentiment has gotten alarmingly long in the last few months…)
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Considering why the first Elmo puppeteer got canned, I wouldn’t doubt if the account wasn’t hacked.
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You know, Trump realizing Putin isn’t actually his friend is some surprising personal growth.
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Or maybe just another attempt to change the narrative.
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You know what’s crazy to me about that picture? He’s obviously on Air Force One there, right? Eating McDonald’s. Now . . . McDonald’s isn’t great, obviously, but I eat there sometimes. The food is predictable, no matter where. you go, and the fries are addictive. When they’re fresh and hot. He’s on Air Force One. Air Force One doesn’t generally fly in and out of commercial airports, but military ones. There’s no McDonald’s in the terminal. Somebody had to go to McDonald’s, get his food, come back to the base, go through security, and get that food to him. There is no way that food is hot and fresh. Those fries came out of the fryer at Mickey D’s at least half an hour before that picture was taken, and maybe an hour. Have you had cold McDonald’s fries? They’re gross. And you can’t microwave them. They turn into rocks. That motherfucker is eating gross, cold-ass McDonald’s french fries, and probably has been for years . . . and he apparently likes them that way.
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That prediction requires about as much psychic ability as predicting that the sun will rise in the East.
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