It won’t be finished until he can line the walls with the gold-painted heads of his enemies.
You would think if there were one thing the rich could do right, it would be relentlessly focusing on profit to the exclusion of all else, but no, that’s apparently only for when it’s awful stuff. 
Jeffrey Epstein said he stopped hanging out with Trump ‘when he realized Trump was a crook,’ according to his brother
Trump was too evil for an organized crime pedophile.
Too obviously evil. “Keep it down, wouldja!”
Frankly surprised he’s not sitting on a gilded throne.
Maybe the staffers will get around to hosing the furniture down with gold spraypaint in time for the winter holidays.
Classy!
That actually looks better than the oval office; the gold bits are in deep relief, and are obviously not just gilt over a styrofoam base; probably carved wood. Still gaudy, but more effort was put into it.
It’s no amber room
That’s kind of like ur-gaudy.
First i’ve read for how much trump is suing Murdoch for WSJ publishing about trump’s birthday letter… [Dr Evil pinkie]: $10 billion. (why didn’t they go with the trillion?)
dubious source, the dailymail, but they have the legal filing; images of which can be read scrolling down a bit:
Donald Trump sues the Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch for $10BILLION over reports he wrote Jeffrey Epstein a ‘bawdy’ birthday note
Published: 17:24 EDT, 18 July 2025 | Updated: 05:50 EDT, 19 July 2025
Donald Trump followed through on his promise to sue the Wall Street Journal and its owner Rupert Murdoch for $10billion after the paper reported on his alleged involvement with a 50th birthday gift to Jeffrey Epstein.
The filing, obtained by DailyMail.com, shows the libel suit filed in the Southern District of Florida against WSJ, Dow Jones, Rupert Murdoch and the paper’s reporters who published the story in what Trump called a ‘powerhouse’ suit on Truth Social.
Trump is requesting a jury trial and is suing ‘for damages, punitive damages, court costs, and such other relief as the Court deems just and proper, not to be less than $10 billion dollars.’ ,
i suppose that backing down when ‘discovery’ gets sweaty is as easy for $10 billion as for $700 million? amazing that trump town is so stupid not to know that WSJ has the goods [shrug]
There’s the distinction that matters. The difference between a smart criminal and a stupid one.
Ur-gaudy is when you paint each layer of the ziggurat in technicolor, though in their defense, making bright colors was still something difficult and exciting to people.
Whereas Trump’s office looks an awful lot like a high school production set for a play about President Goldfinger.
Donald Trump’s reputation is so abysmal it can’t be harmed. In the very unlikely event where he wins this lawsuit- there’s no damages.
Allentown grandfather’s family was told he died in ICE custody. Then they learned he’s alive — in a hospital in Guatemala, they say