The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Generals are the warfighters it’s the very hardest to take down. Most of them have extra health and can fire three or four guns simultaneously, and some have special abilities or vehicles. They’re especially dangerous when you’re already busy dealing with a rush of lower level units – which is of course how warfighters attack, how would one even coordinate anything else.

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Amateurs talk tactics, while professionals talk logistics .”

Major, Craig Martelle

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Ugh. More companies pandering to trump to escape regulatory consequences.

No more pyrex

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I didn’t know about Instant Brands. Having worked as a cook for a bit, the image that pops into my head when I hear “instant brands” is the result of accidentally touching something too hot and being left with a long-lasting scar. Very weird that they’d use a name like that to sell cookware.

ETA: Like this.

Me: Aaaaagh!
Concerned colleague, turning head to look my way: Bleeding?
Me: No, just branded.
CC: Cool. (turns on the tap for me as I walk over)

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Who knew when he said “drain the swamp” that the swamp was the private sector?

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It started with Instant Pot, an all-in-one pressure cooker. Since then, they’ve expanded into other electronic kitchen gadgets like air fryers.

Glad I didn’t pay for my instant pot.

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As the song goes, the general is the one who pins the medals to his chest, while the private is the one hanging on the old barbed wire.

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The evolution from Instant Pot to Pol Pot.

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Drain the swamp into his pockets.

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Florida lacks hurricane plan for Alligator Alcatraz | Miami Herald

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article311504616.html

https://archive.ph/RdYXz

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https://www.ft.com/content/50f85d9b-cea8-407f-bde7-d543c7bf869a

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I think that was the Idea.

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Oh, they have a plan.

Everybody dies.

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I’m a long time user of a regular pressure cooker, and so not their target audience, I guess. My mom offered to buy me one but I didn’t see the appeal. Now I’ll never come around.

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I’m starting to think that if people start to confront the government, Mr. Trump will have a hard time maintaining his selfish agenda.

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Not partners, but rivals?

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