It is really a crime in the eyes of a vain man.
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Look, it’s enough that I have to look at his mouth, whose appearance is close enough to an asshole that it is beyond adequate to convey the actual thing. Oh, asshol-ERY, carry on.
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Even if he had a purty mouth it would be too close to an asshole.
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Joe Biden was a better president than trump. He really was. Joe Biden earned my respect despite disagreement with him on meaningful issues which is kind of peak politician.
Joe Biden was and is a better person than trump even with his often discussed flaws.
Joe Biden is twice the man trump is on Biden’s worst days and he’s probably a better lover too.
Also hunter Biden is a legitimately talented artist. Biden’s most famous failson is better looking, smarter, and more talented than any of the Trumplets.
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These type of people always offer simple solutions to complex problems, because they’re grifters.
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Beat him decisively in an election, then accomplished more in his first year than he did in four.
At some primal level, he knows the only reason he won either election is because the US is too misogynistic to elect a woman… at this time.
Edit: @tornpapernapkin beat me to it!
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Trump saying that Charlemagne tha God doesn’t know what words are coming out of his mouth is peak irony.
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Probably dropped a truth bomb on little Lara.
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Maybe. Or he might have said something purely factual, boring, and mostly innocuous. The Trumps have fragile egos.
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That can’t possibly be from Trump; he didn’t sign off by saying “Thank you for your attention to this matter”
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Like I said… truth bomb. 
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Includes an interesting history of white house renovations…
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So there’s no ‘law’ against trump having the whitehouse be converted into maralago north?
no issue of (e.g. Congressional) funding, obviously no longer any emoluments clause… it’s all now been cast aside by a @#$!!sycophantic tiny-majority republican congress?
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Hmmm, he’s not planning on leaving the WH, is he?
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Yeah, that’s what I’ve been thinking… Of course, he will one day, one way or another.
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One of his new techbro friends or other has promised him that he’ll be uploaded into a robot after he dies and that the 22nd amendment won’t apply.
Yes, that’s basically a Futurama episode, but here we are. Prove me wrong.
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