Unfortunately, anything with a diplomatic seal is technically unsearchable. A country could import nuclear bombs under a diplomatic seal and there is nothing the host country could do that wouldn’t be an act of war. (Of course, they are able to examine remotely, and import of a nuke would itself be an act of war, so…double negative?)
Also: props to @FGD135
Yes. There is a difference between a government acting in its sovereign capacity vs its contractual capacity. The US Embassy can terminate a contract for any reason, but they are contractually required to pay for services already rendered. That would be a fun court case.
So much this. This is the stupidest thing ever, and the statement from the Embassy is telling. They know they can’t do this. This is to humor the mad king and his wormy advisor, Miller. If I were Vodaphone, I would respond with a “we will not comply, we’ll turn off our services within 24 hours.” Then turn it off until the USG sends a written letter stating compliance is not required.
Stockholm? Same. “We will not comply, and we will stop picking up your garbage in 24 hours. Anyone caught illegally dumping will be arrested, diplomatic immunity or not.”
Electricity providers? Cut the power. Let the embassy run its backup generators 24/7, and have to ship the fuel in from the US. Turn off the water supply. Let the embassy import water from the US. Turn off the sewers. Let the embassy ship in portapotties from the US, then be forced to haul the waste out beyond territorial waters. (No, I don’t want them to dump in the ocean, but you know they won’t bring it back to the US for treatment.)
The Embassy may be considered US soil by convention, but also by convention any services provided are either a courtesy, or a contract between the US and a foreign entity.
Eff this noise!
Not even smuggling. They literally slap a dip seal on a container and bring it in legally. But, here’s the thing: they have to procure in the US, get it into a container (or a box on a plane), pay to have the item shipped over, pick it up at port, drive it to the embassy, and unload it. It is very, very expensive which is why the State Department doesn’t do this much anymore, except for hostile nations. And I am sure, in their infinite wisdom, Doggy terminated the State Department staff responsible for these logistics.
Depending on the country (actually, most countries), the building contractors actually are shipped in from the US, as well as the building materials. Because of the risk of bugs being installed in the embassy during construction (thanks, USSR), this has been pretty standard for decades. It’s why embassies rarely move or get renovations. It’s so. Damn. Expensive!