The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Unfortunately I think anything even remotely like terrorism that happens over the next few years will be framed as coming from the left. (They were wearing Nazi uniforms and chanting pro-trump slogans, but they were obvious paid ANTIFA actors sent down here to infiltrate the klue klux klan.) And of course, many people will believe that either because they want to believe it or just good old fashioned apathy.

Me too, friends, me too.

Oh really, elon? And please do tell us how you helped trump win the election. Go into as much detail as possible and speak clearly into the microphone.

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“Did you even say thank you for stealing the election for you!?!”

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Maybe the reason T**** is defunding science is that scientists are close to finding the cowardice gene, and that it is expressed in every chromosome he has.

TACO might be the T**** family motto.

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That’s certainly a reasonable (inescapable, even) conclusion given they’ve been doing it for years of right-wing terrorism already. “January 6th was a false flag attack,” for instance. They don’t want to acknowledge that it’s their side doing it, so it gets blamed on the left, but the problem becomes, ultimately, that they don’t want to denounce it, either, because they know it’s not the left, and they don’t want to be going after their own side (or even discouraging them from further violence, necessarily). So what ends up happening, more than anything, is that they ignore it. All these right-wing mass shooters? They claim that somehow they’re secretly left-wing, which would give them a great opportunity to crack down on imaginary left-wing terrorism, but only use that approach, temporarily, as a distraction, until it leaves the news cycle and they can then stop talking about it. Depending on the crime, either their credulous base will continue believing it’s left-wing violence and keep being upset about it (providing a pretext for their worldview and anger at the left), or they eventually come to realize it was right-wing violence and decide it was justified, actually (especially after right-wing media convinces them it was).

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Cognitive dissonance is absolutely mandatory for MAGAt membership. Never trust your own eyes or memory, only believe what the party tells you to believe.

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Now, as part of sweeping cuts to foreign aid that began on Inauguration Day, the Trump administration has frozen $114.5 million appropriated by Congress for the NTD Program’s 2025 budget. If that funding isn’t restored, advocates say, nearly a billion dollars’ worth of medicines donated by private pharmaceutical companies is likely to go undelivered or expire.

For the love of God, man, the medicine is already in the warehouses! It just needs to be delivered! But no, we are going to leave it until it rots so that we make sure not to help the poor, brown people.

Rage GIF | GIFER

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I googled that because trump burger can’t be real, can it?

Yup, it’s real.

Started by an immigrant? Should he self deport now before it’s too late or is he in the clear because he worships trump.

According to foxbusiness, Trump Burger was started by Lebanese immigrant Roland Beainy with the first location being opened in 2020 in Bellville, Texas.

Part of the menu. Who is ordering trump sauce?

Trump Burger - An 8oz patty with cheddar cheese and “Trump Sauce” served with fries and “Trump” branded on the bun.

Harris Burger - a 1 oz. beef patty topped with “old tomato” and “the oldest buns available due to cheating and inflation,”. The Harris Burger is priced at $50.99. Obviously this is just a joke and not really a real menu item, we think.

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All I see is, what the fuck is happening with his posture! Or whoever did the photoshop work blurred the suit just a bit too much, to make it feel like his head is on the end of some kind of snake or something.

Edit: is to his

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Daily reminder that Stephen Miller is 39, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders is 42.

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Well bless his heart.

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Okay, those fries and the basket are clearly from rally’s / checker’s…

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Oh no! I see that the phone numbers have been posted. Must have been accidental…

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The gold frame is a lovely touch.
I do love some understated German humour.

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Royal decree ordered Friedrich Trump to leave Germany and never come back after he failed to do military service

So, imaginary bone spurs run in the family!

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In their Good Trouble segment yesterday (?), Daily Beans said to call and ask if they were serving chicken tacos! :rofl:

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