So… is this a pump and dump on the entire global economy? Cause it fees like that or something close to it…
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It should be pointed out that this picture attached to the article is very clearly fake.
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Maybe if he decides to pretend to be a coal miner for “election” 2028 (as he did with McDonalds) we can just seal the mine after he goes in.
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I didn’t know penguins could use a phone, or maybe they sent a DM on X.
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Maybe they can be hired to make phones…
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His hands and fingers should be ideal for working with tiny screws and screwdrivers.
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“These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know…morons.” - Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.
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Damnit the tariffs themselves are only half the problem, without more certainty in general things will not get better and there will still be a bad recession, idiots the lot of 'em
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It looks like the Disney Hall of the President’s Trumpy is being forced to dig his own grave. 
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America’s rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
at least sarcasm is nice and stable
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A few days from now when things actually get expensive for the average consumer we will find out what cognitive dissonance can and can’t do.
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I hope they defy this order. It’s a museum about women’s history, Trump will target them no matter what they do. They have nothing to lose by spitting in his face.
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I don’t think Trump is smart enough to come up with a pump and dump scheme. Navarro either. And by all reports I’ve seen, those two are solely responsible for the tariff plan.
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What do you suppose then is their reason for the 90 day suspension?
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Probably not, but I do wonder if the goal is to crash the global economy on purpose. It could be a stupid man’s pump and dump… 
Good question! Here is what Bessent said with regards to that…
Sometimes figuring out the actions of stupid, flailing assholes is harder than following along with a smart person, me thinks…
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Because Musk and other billionaire GOP donors were panicking.
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They did same thing to the African-American Museum, something along it focusing too much on race.
It’s literally in the name, geniuses.
Just wait until they redo the Holocaust Museum to be “A Pleasant Day In with Anne”.
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Yeah, since earlier he was saying how every country was ‘kissing his ass’ and loved the idea…which of course means anyone who contacted him told him he was a moron.
Assuming we survive as a country, his brain might make an interesting science study in dissection. I don’t know if we know where narcissism truly comes from in the brain but it would be at least 80% of the material, I’d guess.
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