Oi! Tom (@Tom_Ratchetcrank), me old wombat.
I’ve had a proposition laid out to me earlier in the evenin’ and after a great deal of thought, I think it is in everyone’s interest that I take it.
Tom’s easy smile faltered a bit.
What I’m looking at is a long term strategy. Sure the daily grind we have here is nice, but what about… the Big Time?
As useful as I may be, frankly, I can be replaced by any of your boys. But back to that opportunity…
Coatrack is concerned for appearances and needs me to keep my whisker’s clean. Well, I used that to my advantage.
I can see you’re wondering what sort of deal I’ve made, but hold on a moment.
The Farnsworth Trade Concern is about to open and so I told the moose to get me in the first class. I hang out there, the professor’s know this face, I pass with flying colors and then Mr. Farnsworth will make me head of his Import/Export business. No more dealing with tramp steamers and scruffy nerf herders to bring in the goods, mate.
Now, sure, this takes a bit of time, but don’t most of you boys have other plans anyway? Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink,
I figure we let everything settle down, do all our duties for Gods and Weatherby. Send the Huns packing and when everyone is ready to celebrate again, well, they’ll know where to get the party favors.
So…good speaking with you. Need to go see a man about a horse…and carriage.