How drunk do you have to be to crash your boat into an aircraft carrier? A docked aircraft carrier.
I didn’t think you could actually drink that much and live…
I’m going to have to take great care of myself so that someday I can piss on his grave.
I wish bigots like them were the ones who needed protection, but no, it’s always their would-be victims who need it. 
These are the dipshits to start throwing under buses.
Well hell, I don’t believe Rahm Emanuael deserves intact kneecaps. 
EMANUEL: Because I’m now going to go into a witness protection plan.
Good. Go crawl under a rock and don’t come back out.
I hear that the girls called him stubby even before the finger incident.
Sorry/not sorry
I had no idea what the Finger Incident was, so I looked it up. From 2010:
In an interview with Katie Couric for 60 Minutes last night, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel talked about his days a teenage Arby’s employee, and the time he sliced off his middle finger while cleaning a roast beef slicer. Always the resourceful one, Emanuel decided to dress his wound himself. Notes Emanuel: “I ended up with two blood infections, two bone infections, gangrene, two week in the hospital, a 105 fever, and was about one day away from looking at the other side of the ledger.”
It sounds like maybe he has a history of an over-inflated sense of the value of his opinions when he should really be asking professionals.
Also: Yes, bus chucking please.
Do we have a “Thread of Idiots” sort of thing? There is a thin line between asshole and idiot, and this guy may straddle it nicely, so:
It’s incredible how many of these guys will simply write down all the bad stuff they plan to do. (Haven’t they heard of the “Stringer Bell rule”?) They might do so in cocky chats with co-conspirators. They might shoot off emails to addresses that—they believe—belong to foreign intelligence agencies.
If none of that is dumb enough, they might just search up their own criminal plans.
Or they might do all three. Which brings us to Cameron John Wagenius.
Gotta love the nominative determinism here, as well. Wa(snota)genius… But thought he was, I guess.
We do have the “this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard thread”…?
They just couldn’t wait until the guy got off work?!?
Since I despise Candace Owens, I had no idea about the history behind her attacks on Brigitte Macron, First Lady of France. I hope Owens loses in court, and the resulting penalties drive her out of business (and back under a rock). This video from Reese Waters also contains some eye-popping examples of the slurs used against Michelle Obama (including one from Elno’s father).
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