Thread of assholes

“Tow the line…” Dude, if the other end is around your neck, consider it towed!

“We will do so much worse.” Yup, this is true. Which is why resisting every damn thing you vomit up is so fucking important.

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If he was a real doctor, he might recognize that he’s a fucking sociopath.

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Oooh, much manly, very macho adventure!

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But a huge asshole.

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Are we sure that’s a teacher? Wouldn’t he have to graduate from high school before being allowed to teach there?

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Well, yes, I am. Oddly enough my time in the military was what really convinced me it was a good idea, especially once I got out and had decent healthcare for free (when I wasn’t making much) or seriously reduced cost (now that I’m doing a lot better and have insurance.) “Why aren’t we doing this for everyone?” was apparently not the message I was supposed to get.

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I thought they were all Butthead, no Beavis at all.

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Alexander Lukashenko’s popularity keeps increasing. He got 87% of the vote! Up 7 points from 2020!

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Putting mice in blenders.

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“Bobby preys on the desperation of parents of sick children,” she wrote, “vaccinating his own kids while building a following hypocritically discouraging other parents from vaccinating theirs.”

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Dem leaders: Oh well, tut tut, probably true but nothing for us to make a fuss about.

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I hope they don’t drop that.

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I wish they would.

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“I like curry. But now that we’ve got the recipe…”

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