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That’s… a joke? Right? Please tell me it’s a joke…

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Former Stanford Student Finally Loses Defamation Suit Against Family Of 2 He Killed In Car Crash

Former Stanford student King Vanga killed Pamela and Joe Juarez in a car crash back in 2021. That is an undisputed fact. When the Juarez family told the university about the whole “killing two people” thing, however, Vanga sued for defamation, claiming they couldn’t call him a murderer because he had only been charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Lawyer Ken “Popehat” White represented Juarez in the suit, filing an anti-SLAPP motion to have it dismissed on the grounds that the suit violated his client’s First Amendment rights. SLAPP stands for Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation and generally refers to lawsuits filed on questionable grounds with the intent to stifle free speech. Anti-SLAPP statutes allow defendants to have those lawsuits dismissed if the motion is granted and also recover any attorney’s fees.

“There’s a trend where rich people think that the poor should only have as much free speech as they can afford. And that to me, [that’s] what this case was about, and that’s why I’m glad we have a tool like the anti-SLAPP statute,” White told the Daily.

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I am sorry that some poor woman got pushed down some stairs, though.

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A literal assclown?

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Going to clown college, better bring my gun. I’d love to see how that decision-making process unfolded.

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A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.

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ETA:
It’s difficult to decide with a lot of these matchups

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I’m betting it’ll come down to Musk v. Thiel for the final bracket.

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Complete with a Kool-Aid Kiosk!

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