It’s a simple game… come up with an unlikely pairing of characters, describe them thus: “One is a ______, the other is _______. Together, they fight crime!”
Bonus points if you can include an image that fits.
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One is a fresh recruit eager to get in the face of anyone who looks at him funny. The other is a grizzled veteran with a new child and no family support. Together, they fight crime.
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One is a grizzled beat cop just days from retirement. The other is a narcoleptic sloth. Together, they fight crime!
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Not mine, of course, but this seemed appropriate for the thread…
“One of new york city’s finest, hardened by a life on the streets busting pimps, hookers, and two-bit thugs. His partner is a wisecracking astrophysicist, confined to a wheelchair, but with a mind as limitless as the cosmos. Together, they’re Brannager and Hawk!”
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One is a force that beats things into shape. The other just tries to hold it all together. Together they fight crime.
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Together, they fight crime.
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The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
to fight crime.
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One retrieves stray equipment on a baseball diamond.
The other is a common migratory songbird.
Together, they fight crime.
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One got the body through steroids, the other has more plastic than a Walmart. Together, they fight crime!
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One asks questions.
The other asks questions.
Together, they are still trying to negotiate a shared definition of “crime.”
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A middling rapper 
This guy ---->
Together, they make crime.
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They fight for Crimea…
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That actually would make for a good bad movie
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Is Bruce Dern available?
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