Not mine, of course, but this seemed appropriate for the thread…
“One of new york city’s finest, hardened by a life on the streets busting pimps, hookers, and two-bit thugs. His partner is a wisecracking astrophysicist, confined to a wheelchair, but with a mind as limitless as the cosmos. Together, they’re Brannager and Hawk!”
One is a force that beats things into shape. The other just tries to hold it all together. Together they fight crime.
Together, they fight crime.
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
One retrieves stray equipment on a baseball diamond.
The other is a common migratory songbird.
Together, they fight crime.
One got the body through steroids, the other has more plastic than a Walmart. Together, they fight crime!
One asks questions.
The other asks questions.
Together, they are still trying to negotiate a shared definition of “crime.”
A middling rapper 
This guy ---->
Together, they make crime.
They fight for Crimea…
That actually would make for a good bad movie
Is Bruce Dern available?
Edited for accuracy.
