Mmmm, road unagi.
Pity the journalist didn’t take the opportunity to go full-on gonzo, though.
That’s what happened to my hovercraft.
I bet those motorist are sad they didn’t spring for the eel insurance.
“Eel slime”? Sounds like a cover-up.
“Shipment of Slime Eels Spills, Submerging Sedan in Slithering Sea Snakes”.
Was the driver:
- Some Synthesis of the above
They needed 4-eel drive.
I’m sorry. I will let myself out…
And there’s hamburger all over the highway in Sector R…
Don’t crush that eel, hand me the pliers.
In other news, Mystic, Connecticut has been moved to Sector R. Offer not good after curfew.
And @adonai beat me to it!