Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

Since you asked and FWIW, it could be well written by providing a clearer description of what happened.

For me, “well written” describes how well something is written, not what’s being written about.

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That’s exactly what I was trying to say. But my sentence was not well written.

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‘Mad king’: Trump baffles observers by suggesting he’ll tariff illegal drugs

President Donald Trump left observers baffled this week when he suggested in a late-night Truth Social rant that his tariffs on Canadian goods would include taxes on illegal drugs.

April 2, 2025 10:05AM ET
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-fentanyl-2671660139/

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Idiot. That is all.

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That feels like a gift to drug dealers.

“Prices are going up, Trump put on a tariff. Nothing I can do, sorry”

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This is a trifecta of Florida (Wo)man, WTF did i just read?, and misogyny.

" Fla. Troopers Say They Saw Married Woman Having Sex on Grave in Historic Cemetery with Lover — But Only She Is Jailed"

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at the Wild Cow Cemetary, no less!

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Ah, that explains the lone jail occupant. No cop is going to humiliate themself by arresting a cow.

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The cow probably has some dirt on the cop.

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Damn pigs :pig:

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An environmental nightmare all around!
And this kind doesn’t even taste good. I’ve heard.

(I haven’t really heard that, but I assume…)

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Welp, there’s women’s rights set back by about a billion years…

https://www.jezebel.com/with-upcoming-space-mission-katy-perry-says-she-wants-to-put-the-ass-in-astronaut

https://www.jezebel.com/olivia-munns-take-on-the-all-women-space-crew-is-sending-me-to-the-moon

Olivia Munn:

They said this OUT LOUD?"

But seriously, Valentina Tereshkova did it in 1963…

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Blue Origin made Bill Shatner wax his scrotum before his space flight.

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Bill’s balls bald?

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YARN | There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ...

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So that’s where Bezos got his look!

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The amazing part of that exchange is that she actually admitted she got it wrong and apologized.

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“I may have misinterpetted.”

Were this exchange in a novel, the editor would put a big red X thru it, noting, “No one would believe this!”

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That could apply to everything over the last 100 days, at least.

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