Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

“Our filings are INSANE!”

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Cute puppy!

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Holy shit, he really tweeted that. WTF.

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How does endorsing Trump in 2028 square with your oath to support the Constitution, Lindsey? Treasonous asshole.

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I just want to remind people that one of the reasons there was a social panic over Irish immigrants in the 19th century was that they were Catholic, and hence (the dumb ass argument went) were not good candidates for democratic citizens… they’d just vote however the Pope told them to (the same Popes who were often telling them to submit to British Colonial rule, BTW). Hell, some people said the same shit in the 1960 election about Kennedy… :woman_shrugging:

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You mean that’s NOT a parody account?

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It is not. I checked.

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Um. That’s all I can muster up.

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Oh, Lindsey…girl…

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Tell me this is 'shopped!

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Usually “dark horse candidate” means someone with a poor chance of winning, but here I think it must mean someone who comes riding in with scales, declaring exorbitant prices for wheat and barley.

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It is not.

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Yeah, Carrie found it as well. What the actual fuck? In what reality is this a serious thing?

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I’m sure it’s his idea of a joke. And any outrage generated over it will earn him points among the MAGA faithful for “owning the libs.”

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Also, it may be obviously stupid, but it’s flattering to Trump to say. All these sycophantic courtiers have been competing to see who can decorate his sphincter with the most expensive lipstick.

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Decent attorneys don’t use yahoo email addresses.

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It could be worse. At least it’s not an aol email address.

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Hey! I have an old AOL address!

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Professionally?

Also if an AOL email address was a painting:

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