That’s not dumb, it’s brilliant!
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Right?
I have a similar de-digitized carpenter friend who would laugh her ass off if I gave her that as a present.
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I remember a story. (NPR?) where a guy had a clogged catalytic converter, on his truck so he shot a hole it. The bullet ricocheted and logged in his leg. Using his trusty pocket knife, he removed the bullet and patched himself up using gauze, bud light, and duct tape. Several days later he ended up in the hospital with an infectious fever. What was this genius’s profession? auto mechanic!
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I’m normally into checking out new stuff, but I’ll never try whatever TF drug these creatures are taking.
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Each page of plaintiff’s complaint appears on an e-filing which is dominated by a large multi-colored cartoon dragon dressed in a suit […] Use of this dragon cartoon logo is not only distracting, it is juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon. Accordingly,
IT IS ORDERED that plaintiff’s complaint (ECF No. 1) is STRICKEN.
Seems like a great way to start a lawsuit alleging that jail personnel violated your client’s rights.
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The lawyers use AI and the bigwigs on their site are stock images. Not exactly high quality defense there, even discounting the dragon.
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The multi-colored, wrong font text alone is insane for a legal document, not even counting the dragon watermark
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“Hey ChatGPT, give me some legal documents for the magical kingdom for Dragondale! And hurry, I am due in Court in Clinton County, Michigan in this realm shortly. I believe the law requires purple for all legal documents to ward off strange hexes.”
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One particularly skeptical goblin, eh? I’m never getting out of jury duty, am I?
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From the NY Times:
Mr. Perrone, the lawyer, said in an interview on Tuesday that he planned to comply and would remove the dragon, which had appeared as a watermark on all 12 pages of the complaint. “I regret putting it on the pleadings so prominently displayed,” he said.
But Mr. Perrone, 43, also defended his use of the mythical beast as a way to market his firm. He said that he had he bought the image of the dragon in a suit for about $20 online.
He spent $20 on that logo? Dude.
Mr. Perrone, who has practiced law for 17 years, said he would not stop using the dragon, but would be more judicious about displaying it on legal filings.
“I’m not trying to push the envelope,” he said. “I’m just trying to run a business.”
Try harder. $20 for a shitty AI created logo is not good business. Using that logo on official filings with the court, resulting in worldwide mockery is a horrible business decision. I have no idea if this guy is a decent attorney, but he’s a lousy businessman.
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No such thing as bad publicity?
(The phrase beloved by all who have forgotten just how many businesses and public figures have had to entirely revamp their image due to something that’s made them toxic…)
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Yeah, how’s Kevin Spacey’s career going these days?
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Why does that look like The Tick’s secret identity?
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You can’t beat the Texas Law Hawk, though.
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If he ever graduates from high school he will be dangerous.
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“You know you need a warrant for that”
Actually, now that the door is out of the way and an officer’s been assaulted, it could be argued that there’s a lot more leeway…
I’m just being silly, but that video’s begging for an overly-serious critique 
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