This is the excuse used by many pedophiles as to why they creep on very young girls. “They have not been ruined yet.” I always interpret it as “I know I am terrible in bed, but if she has no baseline, maybe she won’t realize just how bad I am…”
That said, I have honestly never heard the “vagina molds to his penis” nonsense before. That is some serious next level misogynistic bullshit!
Dear Joseph Martin:
Who the F**k is Joseph Martin? 
Am I dense because I’ve never heard of him? 
I suspect he’s never seen any woman’s reproductive organs under any circumstances. It would be pretty easy to convince me he’s never seen a woman at all.
Probably just some random misogynist parroting talking points he’s heard in the manosphere and/or social media groups for pedophiles. I’ve heard/read this stupidity before. It tends to go with the “theories” that a woman with too many (read: more than one) male partner is driven insane by the competing sperm from her paramours.
Yes, they are grasping at straws and yes, these are tissue thin justifications to creep on teens and children.
Thanks, @Kii ! I know my pop culture creds are diminishing as I age, and I have a limited supply of f**ks to give about it. I can’t tell you how many times I see a guest on The Late Show or The Daily Show and wonder, “Who the hell is that?” I thought I’d missed another person I ought to know.
I don’t think he’d want to under just any circumstances. With enough exercise one of those things could probably snip his arm right off! 
Then pick it up and carry it around, apparently. I bet it could then dissolve his arm into its constituent molecules and extrude it 3D-printer-style in a new form. In fact, I hear that is how babby formed.
Arm?
Yes, forget pencils; has he heard about the teeth?
I’m trying to figure out how that would work. Is it… suction, or like telekinesis, or what? Are tentacles involved?
With muscle training and maintenance, the second set of jaws on the inside can shoot out and grab things like in Alien. That’s why the Italian word for love is “a moray”.
Decaying gammon.
Say “small boats” one motherfucking more time I dare you. In front of me. Go on. Do it.
What is fucking wrong with these people?*
