Gee, $11 per hour to work for someone like that? Who could turn that down?
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His Google reviews are tanking for some odd reason.
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He’s getting puked on! ha!
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Man Says He Can’t Come to the Office Because He Gets More Done at Home as Lord Vishnu
An official in the Indian state of Gujarat is in trouble because he has only worked a few days during the last eight months, but he explained this week that he was unable to come in to the office because he is the tenth incarnation of Lord Vishnu and he’s getting more work done at home.
“Even if you don’t believe it,” Rameshchandra Fefar told the (apparently skeptical) media on Friday, “I am indeed the tenth incarnation of Lord Vishnu and I will prove it in coming days.”
He has been working, he said, and it’s important work. “I am doing penance at home by entering into [the] fifth dimension to change the global conscience,” Fefar told the employer. “I can’t do such penance sitting in my office.”
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“God has given us free oxygen, why don’t we breathe that? How can there be a shortage when God has filled the atmosphere with oxygen? Fools are looking for oxygen cylinders. Just breathe the free oxygen. Why are you complaining about shortage of oxygen and beds and crematoriums?” he said.
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“Chick-fil-A has a sauce shortage. And you want to know why? Because of Joe Biden’s radical liberal policies”
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I broke out laughing. They just can’t find much of substance to complain about.
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wow, they are really scraping the bottom of the complaint barrel here. no sauce at your favorite homophobic restaurant? cry me a river, bigots!
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There is also a shocking conspiracy theory developing that Biden was not actually driving the electric Ford truck.
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At first I thought you must be kidding. Then I did a google.
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yeah, i definitely missed this whole thing somehow, but come on – anyone who has followed anything about Biden for the last decade (at least!) knows that he’s a car guy. one of the things he has had a hard time adjusting to being president is that he can’t just hop in his car and drive anywhere as fast as he wants. of course he’d be all in on test driving new car tech.
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Meanwhile…
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omg – how soon i (apparently) forgot that. perfect!
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Ram Dev is the Dr. Oz of India. He has a HUGE business that sells all sorts of goods.
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Meanwhile…
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Like, that’s a BAD thing?
Sheeeeeeet, Elvis adored Nixon.
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And stupid.
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Didn’t Forrest Gump meet them?
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In a statement via video link, Haak apologised for his behaviour, adding: “It started as a consensual prank between me and the other pilot. I never imagined it would turn into this in a thousand years.”
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