Um.... what.... aka, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read

No, not the Pagan symbol of the primitives who lived in northern and central Europe! Not *that!!!

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As long as it’s fundamentalist of some sort (preferably “Christian” prosperity).

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It always amuses me that Jesus was a Jew and so his followers got upset because Judas I. was, too.

" I am without anti-Semitic feeling. That Jesus Christ was a Jew covers His race for me."
Admiral Alfred Thayer Mahan.

Not sure how he felt about other people.

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Police did not comment on a possible motive in the case.

Promised to be paid big bucks by Fox as evidence of the “war on christmas”? (Which they will never do, leaving the poor schmuck to hang out to dry.)

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Which was technically not a Christmas tree, but just some sparkly tinsel and flashy lights wrapped around a bare skeleton and an empty void.

…which could be an allegory for Fox News, or the anchors… :wink:

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For some reason they only wanted it applied to any government official who served a term after 9/11? I shudder to think what “logic” led to that detail, but my head already hurts too much to research it.

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At least it’s typed up properly.

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let me just call out a few of the most important phrases for you: “inherently dangerous exotic animals,” “not within a permanently enclosed building,” “fabric structure (tent),” and “on-premises consumption of alcohol.”

Those are probably all the facts you need to make a decision on this one, but there’s one more relevant phrase that might require a little explanation: “the east side of Paradise Road and the south side of Sahara Avenue.” That appears to mean what’s now a parking lot just southeast of that intersection. (It appears to be owned by Buddhists.) As you can see in the image above, that is just one block from the Strip, an area that by the time this project was complete might again be crowded with slow, plump tourists who have spent all day marinating in something or other. But then that’s one of the great things about Vegas: the all-you-can-eat buffets.

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Even with that low bar, I hesitate to apply the descriptor “typed up properly” to some of the sentences in this document. Especially since it appears to be a civil suit trying to apply the death sentence a mass death sentence. :wink:
(‘sentence’ pun not intended, two different meanings implied by context)

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i keep forgetting to add that i’m being sarcastic…

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How about the phrase “inherently dangerous exotic animals that should really be sent to a tiger sanctuary instead of being unhappy, exploited, and not being properly cared for?”

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(The word it’s cutting off here is “Radioactive.” These things emit low but harmful levels of ionizing radiation, which 5G does not…)

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Here’s the same thing, only with a poorly-written headline; shouldn’t the word have been “struck”?

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Now he’s just pitching sequels for the Escape From New York/LA series…

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Wow, so out of 331,002,651 people, there are 300,000,000 who he thinks committed election fraud. OK.

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Yep, and they’re we’re all going to jail!

Maybe the idea is to build a prison wall around all of the US except Texas. That’d get real close to the right numbers.

…it’s sad that it’s not outside the realms of possibility that they are actually thinking that…

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