The Leader invented Morse code…
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Uh… Not sure what Samuel Morse has to do with Bob Jones University?
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Fuck these worthless grifting sonsabitches.
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Mrs. Krabappel : And who can tell me where thunder and lightning come from? Yes, Bart!?
Bart : The Leader, ma’am.
Mrs. Krabappel : Very good, Bart! And who invented Morse code?
Bart : Oh… I should know this one! Th… The Leader!?
Mrs. Krabappel : Ah! Correct again.
Lisa : (yelling) He’s wrong! You’re wrong!! The whole damn system is wrong!! (She screams and kicks the table)
Mrs. Krabappel : What’s the matter Lisa? You used to be such a good student. Don’t you want to please your teachers and get good grades?
Lisa : (sighs) Grades!?
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Ah, ok, gotcha. Haven’t seen that one. Thank you 
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Because cars aren’t inherently inaccessible, and there aren’t already too many cars making places less accessible.
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Yeah, they also forget about (wait for it)…MAINTENANCE & INSURANCE.
I’m the perfect example of this: I was given a 2004 Toyota Solara back in October 2019 by someone who didn’t turn me into a sycophant by doing so.
It needs an oil change ($30), a new tire ($50>), a flush-and-fill (?), and I only buy insurance ($150/month) once a year so I can get my license tabs. ($93 annually)
Who is this guy? Lemme at him!!!
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What the hell? That’s a terrible idea. Just focus more on public transit, making it more accessible, especially outside of cities… That’s a far better solution to the issues of mobility that people have. I mean, humanity lived without cars for most of our existence. I think we can probably come up with a better solution that’s more environmentally sustainable, accessible, etc.
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Without Keith Moon, though, could they truly govern?
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If it weren’t so scary that people believe this kind of crap, this would also belong in the Random Silly Grins thread.
I think Fox News is using blipverts to Cuisinart people’s brains, like in Max Headroom.
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Well, if they come in on a platform of replacing all on-hold music with Quadrophenia, I might be convinced. If they can bring back Mod style, I’m all in.
Sorry, @Nonentity I had no choice but to continue the joke, because this is indeed the dumbest thing. So fuckin’ ridiculous that it makes me regret the brief period in the 90s when I thought she had a real thought in her head.
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
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'zackly.
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Ah yes, capitalism is so enlightened.
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I’m kinda split on that one.
On the one hand, it’s tacky as hell.
On the other, the number of Americans who profess to never having heard about Juneteenth is a disgrace. It managed to break into general discussion for a few weeks due to Trump being particularly outrageous, but without more exposure it’s going to remain an out of sight, out of mind kind of thing.
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yeah, i am too. is it shameless capitalism? of course, but that’s how we roll in this country. but it’s also visibility and awareness, and that’s a good thing to me. to me it’s the same with companies that rainbow-wash every June for Pride Month. i know they are pandering, and personally, i say FINE, pander to me, bitches! give me ALL your discounts and recognition, and at the same time remind everyone that i exist. i’m cool with that.
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I was just pleasantly surprised to see that it wasn’t watermelon flavor or something equally stereotyped.
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