I see a color that depends on position.
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I thought that’s how the visual spectrum of light works?
I see shades of green gradually phasing to shades of teal which phase to shades of blue.
Oh, and with a few shades of turquoise thrown in between the teals and the blues
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It is so difficult nowadays for me to figure out just on what thread I should post some my posts.
Like, I coulda put this in the Elections thread or the Ex-President thread. But ultimately, I think here is home for it.
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Perhaps meteorologists should just stop providing hurricane information.
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Maybe Haitian immigrants control the weather?
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Nah, it’s the Secret Jewish Space Laser.
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Give in to death threats and stop doing science? That joke sours fast.
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This story just keeps on giving…
In a development the Providence Journal inexplicably describes as “shocking,” Nicholas Alahverdian—f.k.a. “Arthur Knight,” f.k.a. “Nicholas Rossi,” etc.—admitted in a Utah courtroom on Wednesday that he has been lying about his identity for years.
So just to be clear, his story now is that he had to fake his own death, change his name, and flee the country to hide from Rhode Island legislators who wanted to kill him for trying to help children. This might actually be a better story than he was telling before, but that doesn’t make it good.
Asked to identify which of the dastardly Rhode Island legislators had threatened him with death, Alahverdian declined, saying “I don’t want to give a mouse cheese.” If you’re not sure what that means, neither was the prosecutor, who “paused for a moment” before asking how this would “give a mouse cheese.” Because it “would stoke the fire they’ve had to continue with their actions against me,” the mice’s alleged prey responded. “That’s why I haven’t gone public.”
The court then closed the hearing temporarily so Alahverdian could provide this sensitive information, which he may or may not have done. He did name, during the open session, two Rhode Island politicians who he claimed could corroborate his death-threat story, including state representative Raymond Hull. He even claimed he had continued to reach out to both men “routinely” after faking his own death and fleeing in 2020.
“No,” Hull told the Journal.
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People engaging in public displays of affection for more than three minutes will be asked to take it to the parking lot, allowing free visits for 15 minutes or less.
After that, they charge by the hour? Or you have to move along to the porking lot?
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That’s so funny!!!
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Where the sparking meters are?
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Violators will be towed… to a motel which charges exorbitant hourly rates.
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I mean… after some other decisions (battleship? tetris?) it’s not exactly unexpected, but…
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This movie will die at the box office… of disentery.
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